Alex Yatzus

no soliciting

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

entering December

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They need bigger lunchables

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The real lesson in history is nobody has ever learned anything ever

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Donda donda donda donda donda donda donddddaaahhh

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Tuscan village is a life style

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Having a baby cry during “a quiet place 2” is the most ironic thing to happen today

[Dennis Kurt | Defense Observer @byz_observer]

A dog in Russia grabbed the reporter's microphone and ran away during a live broadcast

[Bill Burr @billburr]

The dog on blue’s clue talks too much

[Matt Perry @mattperry1697]

Finally stopped procrastinating and renewed my cars extended warranty on the phone the other day 🙌🙌🙌 #lifehacks #goals #sorrynotsorry

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

For the record, I only left the IHOP because the nice woman told me the all-you-can-eat deal didn’t apply to the milkshakes.

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@CelsiusOfficial On that kiwi guava train 🚂

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Stop making fun of people who use umbrellas. They’re practical af

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#pupweisercontest @budweiserusa if she could drink beer, it would be Budweiser

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The old man on the mountain didn’t fall. He jumped... because of all the massholes moving in

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After covid’s done can we please fix all these damn pot holes...

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8:40 / 2 = 4:20 😎

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This country just needs to do a big team-building exercise

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@UrGoodPalCal

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It’s April...

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News is noise