Always Yawning

Dungeon master at the table.🐉
Exploring strange new worlds & seeking out new life experiences at the Twitter.🖖

[Cameron @world_on_a_wire]

Accommodating depression: A student struggling with major depression fell off the face of the earth for a few weeks. They resurfaced and asked if they could make up the work they missed. I said of course. They were confused. "Will I get points marked off?" 1/5

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@LaraMolinart Algorithm's having a day. Let's go with yes.

[Anthony Burch @anthony_burch]

Only referring to the prostate as the p'zone

[Christine Buonarroti ~ DC @BuonarrotiCh]

What are you reading? I am obsessed with @Shteyngart 's fiction and his memoir, he's becoming one of my favorite satirists of our time.
My non-fiction choice is Road to Unfreedom by @TimothyDSnyder . I cannot recommend it enough if you want to make sense of the world right now.

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@BuonarrotiCh @Shteyngart @TimothyDSnyder Fiction - The Three Body Problem by Cixin Liu translated by @kyliu99
& Non-fiction - When All Else Fails: The Ethics of Resistance to State Injustice by Jason Brennan

[Braden 🏺 @BradenIsBased]

Oh shit oh fuck I need help guys

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@melissaCnavia https://t.co/OEv7shPaKV

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

can ghosts see each other

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@MeetJosieQu Dungeons & Daddies @dungeonsanddads 😂😬

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@_Maxienne 10+10 and 11+11 are the same. One is twenty and the other is twenty too.

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@BuonarrotiCh Lord, your smile

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@Perdiemservices @briantylercohen False. It is an ancient interpretation. The largest group representing Orthodox Judaism in the US put out a statement opposing laws that ban abortions at any stage of pregnancy for the same reasons as detailed in the lawsuit. https://t.co/Jgww4FlDUv

[Leana Lane📍DC @MsLeanaLane]

Please help @BuonarrotiCh & me raise funds for Ukraine!

Anyone who donates to an organization providing services in Ukraine will receive at least one uncensored risqué photo of us in the bath 🛁💦

For each additional $100, you’ll receive another sultry pic (up to 5) 😍🔥🥵

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@MsLeanaLane @BuonarrotiCh @hellomissphoto International Rescue Committee https://t.co/4TuTekoIpw

Voices of Children is based in Ukraine and focused on providing psychological care to Ukraine's children https://t.co/SGksnhUygp

Kyiv Independent is a Kyiv based English language paper looking for support with a GoFundMe.

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@NiaBolde1 "a city of northern charm and southern efficiency" -JFK

[Clark Neily @ConLawWarrior]

For those unfamiliar, coercive plea bargaining has almost completely displaced constitutionally prescribed jury trials as the default mechanism for adjudicating criminal charges. It has become the lifeblood of American criminal justice—and it’s a disgrace
https://t.co/SldBvdUJ0s

[Sofiya Alexandra @TheSofiya]

As someone born & raised in Odessa for roughly 1/3 of my life, who spent the other 2/3 in America, I know that most people don’t know much about Ukraine - which I get, I have many blind spots, so I thought I’d tweet some little basic things in case it helps make it real 🧵

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@Arielle_Ivy Hear me out. First we get some Jews to write or record Christmas music then...

Shit.

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@ChayaMidbest "Mechaye hametim" - bringing life to the dead? 😆

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@Addy_Finch I'm so sorry 💔

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Vaccinations scheduled. Never thought my kids would be so stoked to get a shot.