abby catt

kc native, em dash enthusiast, designer, dog person, new mom. i put olive oil on everything.

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

when you forget you have chapstick on and you kiss your dog on the head.

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

*slaps the roof of this app*

you can fit so much disinformation in this thing

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

i got lucky enough to happen upon @maggiesmithpoet 's "keep moving" tweets a few years ago during the hardest year of my life. it was a complete (and somatic!) joy to listen to her speak about her memoir today in KC thanks to @RainyDayBooks, and to get to thank her in person. ❤️

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

it's been a wild and weird 7 months wondering if the largest landfill in the state of missouri will get built a mile from my house.

[Matt Flener KMBC @MattFlenerKMBC]

NOW: A Missouri Senate Committee is hearing bills that could kill a landfill proposal in south Kansas City. There is an overflow crowd before a senate committee.

The latest from @kmbc 9 Investigates:

https://t.co/2eApsJwXhq

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

hey if you need a good cry today i got you

[matt @dogfather]

there’s something about senior dogs

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

@hors_doeuvre AND BEN FOLDS DID THE SOUNDTRACK

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

oh heck

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I just learned the hard way that there is a lexapro shortage. My pharmacy is currently backfilling 2 weeks of prescriptions 🫠

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

@hors_doeuvre

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

@jengolbeck omg how kind!!

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

@svershbow she is my favorite simply because she has no fear of eating on camera. a legend.

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

...what

[UnderConsideration @ucllc]

Today on Brand New (Linked): The Kellogg Company will be splitting into two companies: WK Kellogg Co. for the cereal business (Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, etc) and Kellanova for snack brands (Pringles, Cheez-It, Pop-Tarts, etc.). Poor "Kellanova". https://t.co/JbuMHsG5Zj

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

@hors_doeuvre ?!?!?!?

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

@hors_doeuvre so satisfying

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

@lindaholmes my fletcher mae, queen of pillows

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

@svershbow it's giving girl scout cookies!!

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

oh, the nordstrom café flashbacks

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

Millennial greycore is simply a traumatized reaction to our mother’s faux Tuscan style kitchens.

We crave minimalism because of all the damn chickens.

[abby catt @aybeebeewhyfay]

co-sign; however, add the entirety of social media and TV. if this postpartum mom sees one more sonobello ad, i'mma get violent.

[Shira Rose @theshirarose]

Tiktok would be a million times better of an experience if we had the option to opt out of weight loss videos.

I’m just out here trying to stay in recovery after a lifetime of an eating disorder and I know I am far from alone.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

you either ope this world or it opes you

[Bad Lip Reading @BadLipReading]

Stuff Mahomes says

#SuperBowl2023 #SuperBowlLVII #mahomes #badlipreading