Ayden

BILLIONS MUST SMILE

[guil @guiltron_]

wishlist for the upcoming item update:
- remove echo shard
- remove echo shard
- remove echo shard

[Ayden @aydenb_]

plague inc confirming Deadlock open beta July 24th?? 🤔

[🪐jupiter🪐 @alienanteater]

i've never seen a creature more unprepared to be a baby

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

how it feels to use my steam deck in public

[mal @bernkarstel]

this has to be the best anime ending of all time

[turbomander @turbomander]

return to your sopping home my sweet little chudling.

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[Contra @BoldfaceJames]

GUY WHO WAS PLAYED TEN VIDEO GAMES: "I'm really excited for the release of GTA 6"
GUY WHO HAS PLAYED ONE HUNDRED VIDEO GAMES: "AAA garbage not worth my time. I only play video games from the 80's"
GUY WHO HAS PLAYED FIVE THOUSAND VIDEO GAMES: "I'm really excited for GTA 6"

[Ayden @aydenb_]

GTA IV is way better than V and it's not even close btw

[ev 🍊🧪🩸 @tox1c3ve]

the fact gta 6 isn’t launching on pc from release is genuinely the stupidest shit of all time

[The Cats 𝕏 @TheCatsX]

A girl was streaming and her cat started reading the chat

[turbomander @turbomander]

is there a limit to how much water can be turned into holy water at one time, cause like if not couldnt a bunch of priests just all cast it on the ocean all at once and we'd be all set going forward

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

i adore this website so much. no one does it like twitter.

[dystopianLLC @dystopianLLC]

You can criticize the actions of the Israeli govt without calling American Jewish people “spiritually Israel”—that’s just antisemitic. You wouldn’t call Black people “spiritually African,” wtf

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[ang @fatmustyincel]

Yall remember how bad the police sirens used to scare u after ur first few kills 😭😭

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Boomer cultural dominance is so bad that you can watch your own son drop 45 to win the NBA Finals and immediately start talking about some guy from the 90s