Ashley

brb tweeting

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

Girls be like “I needed this” and it’s just eating Taco Bell in the car while watching their friends film a clown movie

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

I need to start tweeting again

[shannon. 🇵🇸 @ohheyitsshanaj]

I don’t believe in dating apps, I’m going to find someone the old fashioned way (ruining my friend group)

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

@spaceisgravy A lot of them have buttons/snaps down there so you don’t have to

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

Wtf is going ON UP THERE??

[Anchorage Daily News @adndotcom]

A court hearing was pushed back until next week for an Alaska children’s book illustrator charged with terroristic threatening after authorities said he posted around the capital city transphobic notes that referenced shooting children. https://t.co/0OEqGQvT7y

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

Why is it so easy to meet people that suck???

[toxic king @toxicking]

Sometimes you just gotta act like people never happened. Who???

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

One of my favorite cashiers at Fred Meyer said “Why do you always come through my lane 😐” because we’re FRIENDS.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

historic front page of the new york times:

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

“I don’t understand why you’d stop being friends with them” girl I will write you a NOVEL

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

It giving like clownish but in the best way possible

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

@KhiaSalmon @biteyourown @bameronkall Um… don’t fucking do that??? If multiple people claim a doordasher didn’t deliver their food their account will get deactivated (which means they LOSE THEIR JOB)

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

Really been feeling like a hater recently

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

At what age does everyone become mature enough to start bringing food to parties

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

@spaceisgravy Delete ur tweet

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

Can I get a lager with a side of Wi-Fi password

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

@spaceisgravy This one’s half square

[Ashley @aydnsrrr]

Was just spraying my plants that are on my windowsill and saw some people on the sidewalk pointing at me and smiling 🥹