a family guy

6'2, fat, mildly retarded, inspired madman, pantagruelist. i rant about my thoughts to myself.

[a family guy @AyDolfDeedler]

my username is family guy because i used to like watching it while blowing off lectures. also bc i found a banger profile pic for my account and needed a name. my handle is my username from league of legends that i made as a retarded teenager

[Gu 🤑 @eroticacid]

"that's so expensive" ok. so don't buy it

[a family guy @AyDolfDeedler]

@md1729v7

[xmd5a @md1729v7]

Sometimes you really just gotta get as fucked up as possible man

[hanna @coconutmilkgirl]

autumn in full bloom

[Gu 🤑 @eroticacid]

the only reliable measurement of intelligence is how funny you are

[Jordan Crowder @digijordan]

Electrical, plasma, jellyfish in the sky!

The most incredible image of a Sprite I’ve ever seen.

Sprites are essentially lighting that is ABOVE a thunderstorm.

Not so much rare, just VERY hard to capture or see.

They live for only a couple milliseconds.

IG @florian.riou

[a family guy @AyDolfDeedler]

normalize delivering paranoid deranged rants that make you seem like a lunatic to a bound and captive audience. this shit is so fire every now and then but not all the time im recharging now

[a family guy @AyDolfDeedler]

some dude put me on his personal list called jobless! i work 80 hours a week. i earned being a fat fucking retard who vents on xitter buddy. take me off right neow.

[a family guy @AyDolfDeedler]

the senses are all different paths for attention. we are all vying for God's attention maybe. He watches using our eyes and ears and nose and mouth i guess. what if im right. im not right. choices and coinflip.

todays food log. quart of milk. a big bowl of tofu, idk why. my sister made chewy chocolate chip cookies that i had to eat with a spoon for softness reasons. i ate way too many. also alcohol. goodnight

[a family guy @AyDolfDeedler]

i can feel my brain being slowly broiled like a gas station hot dog every time i scroll instagram its the mkultra secret final project alright im so retarded

[🥛🥛🥛🥛y ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ 💜 @GoodBoysGetMilk]

tacos are awesome.

[a family guy @AyDolfDeedler]

@eroticacid milk

[MoundLore @MoundLore]

An explorer enters a cave 2,000 feet above the Colorado River.

Inside are hundreds of rooms, copper weapons, hieroglyphs, mummies and an idol resembling Buddha.

The Smithsonian seals it off.

That story has lived for 117 years. Almost none of it survives a hard look. 🧵

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

having to go to bed early because of my job

[Napoléonos I Tritharsaléos @Brumairian]

I am so unfathomably lonely to be perfectly honest with you all

[± @mindandbodyless]

if you ever laughed at the 67 and verity memes you might not be real at all

[a family guy @AyDolfDeedler]

bear crawling around my home a few times while chasing mr bubbles. letting the neighbors, and by extension the HOA, know i am a force of nature that is not to be fucked with