Princess Alyssa ✨🌹

Cash app: $Adubbb17 🐷🐽🐷🐽

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

the US took over TikTok this week and overnight it has become the most useless app on my phone how is that possible

[me irl @me_when_irl]

them: bet you got all kinds of ppl in your phone

my phone:

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

give TikTok back to China immediately omg

[mafe @nandaxiss]

She's the hottest bitch.

[ModernWarzone @ModernWarzone]

BREAKING: Activision announces that their strategy for Call of Duty is changing and that they will no longer do back to back releases of Modern Warfare or Black Ops games.

Also acknowledged that the franchise has not fully met some players expectations and they aim to fix that.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

me after doing the bare minimum:

[dan @ioNxDan]

Never kill yourself

[໊ @cdoll]

Staying home saves me money

also me:

[Princess Alyssa ✨🌹 @aye_dubb]

@chey37277 @ryan_dauphinee Omg same I’m getting so frustrated they need to fix their shit idk why they decided to merge all the games into one file

[Princess Alyssa ✨🌹 @aye_dubb]

@ThatGamerNerd3 @CODUpdates Omg same here what’s going on

[Princess Alyssa ✨🌹 @aye_dubb]

@VeeeAyy @CODBO7Informer Me too I thought I was the only one I’m annoyed

[Gusti Ayu @gustiayutp]

“money doesn't buy happiness”

me with money :

[PHIERCE @PhierceFPS]

Reminder: If you have not played BO6 since the BO7 preload, you'll need to reinstall BO6 as the update removed the game...

[Jenni @hashjenni]

HAVING AN EMPTY LAUNDRY BASKET IS THE BEST FIVE SECONDS OF THE WEEK.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me at 1:30am Me at 6am

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Girl it’s YOUR SON BIRTHDAY why are you on twitter dedicating essays to me??? For the love of god go to chuckie cheese

[Jenni @hashjenni]

2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now i've gotta wash everything.

[Nabibi🐝 @lolajaey]

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
I recommend not being born.

[Princess Alyssa ✨🌹 @aye_dubb]

What is this earthquake weatherrrrr