Abby jones

lemme drive da boat 🚣🏼‍♀️

[Abby jones @aye_jay_gee]

#thebachelor finale so far with no context

[sophia 🐾 @ursuchadipshit]

one year of calling men stupid useless and slow ♡ #1yrofmanchild

[📖🎧 @inkandseerah]

I never said the book is good. I said I loved it. Those two are VERY different things

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

if it involves alcohol, sunshine or potatoes, i’m probably down for it

[diana ☁️ @cowboylikewine]

YOU SAY WE'RE DRIFTIN APART??? 😭😭😭 I SAID YEAH I FUCKING KNOW!!!! 😭😭😭 BIG DEAL WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE 😭😭😭 AND WE'LL BE HERE TOMORROOOOOOW 😭😭😭

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Unpopular opinion: doing absolutely nothing at work is more draining mentally than being busy at work.

[໊ @wynavira]

the reason men can open jars easier is because they don’t moisturize

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

[N @onlywithn]

you seem pretty healed for a girl who never got an apology

[ؘ @oIiviaiscoming]

we almost broke up again last night sabrina carpenter coachella 2026

[ؘjuandi @poxelse]

la ENTRADA de sabrina carpenter para coachella ESTOY EN EL PISO

[p @pretatatuada]

As mulheres perdem o interesse sexual se você as decepcionar emocionalmente, e eu não vou discutir isso.

[A @seattleiminyou]

When I’m near the ocean my heart grows three sizes like the grinch

[Libriscent @libriscent]

The ADHD instinct to toss in (parentheses) constantly… because thoughts are layered like an onion.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I use Apple Pay for everything. My card is somewhere living its own life.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

“just lock in”

bro i have ADHD, i am locked out with the keys inside

[mich 🐾 @_moonlightbrina]

the way the pop bible aka Short n’ Sweet is hitting 10 BILLION streams and the album isn’t even 2 years old yet??? yeah no i’m actually unwell 😭

[belle🎈 @LateWorker_]

Coachella is next friday, house tour mv is coming on monday, espresso reaching 3b, manchild 1b, Sns 10B is imminent. I love being a carpenter

[Willie @Willie600640663]

Every rubber duck on the dashboard of a jeep represents a confirmed kill

[Big Kabs🦋 @Omo_olodun]

Period boobs are sooooooooooo heavyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy