Allie Moffitt

roll tide forever ♥️

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Whoever decided women need to replace their bras every 6-12 months has clearly never watched me keep one alive through three presidential administrations.

[Nostalgic 90s @90stalgic]

“Up your butt and around the corner" might have been the illest comeback of the 90s.

[Bridget Fondle @BRIDGETFONDLE_]

The one thing I’m jealous of in newer homes is the laundry rooms. Old houses be like here is your washer and dryer located in the engine room amongst your air ducts valves pipes and wires enjoy folding your laundry on the set of Hostel

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

I would just like to point out that the generation that got spanked as a child turned out far better than the ones that got participation trophies.

You see it right now.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[Auntie D 🤸🏾‍♀️♌️ @Heyyitsdiamond]

If you thought high school drama was bad, wait until you get a job with unhappy adults

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

Nothing will ever convince me that being 12 years old, sitting on the floor of your bedroom, listening to music on a tiny CD player while flipping through a magazine wasn’t one of the most peaceful eras of human civilization.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

I’d like my United States Congress to not be an assisted living facility.

Please and thank you.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It should piss you off that Mitch McConnell was MIA for more than three months, collecting a paycheck the entire time, while millions of Americans are denied paid leave and medical care.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

In the 90’s we wore windbreakers every single day. Kids nowadays are out there getting absolutely dominated by the wind. Sad.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Flour companies be like, “Here’s your flour in the worst possible container imaginable. Good luck getting it out without covering your entire kitchen in flour. Fuck you.”

[𝒟 𝖠 𝖲 𝖧’💕 @Bbdash09]

Je suis la seule à encore utiliser le (*) pour corriger mes mots au lieu d’éditer le message ? 😭

[HokieSports @hokiesports]

WE. ARE. SO. BACK. 🏈

#LetsGoHokies

[Nick Fury @WritingTheWrong]

Appalachian people don’t play about that.

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

if you won’t stop using AI to make flyers because of the environmental damage, at least stop doing it because they’re fucking ugly

[𓊆ྀི ❤︎𓊇ྀི @babythickthighs]

As someone who works in the medical field, I’m telling y’all E-scooters need to be fucking BANNED unless you are 21+ & wearing a helmet

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car & flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn on the AirCon.

[Dieghoe @diegheaux]

Vengo a pedir mis más sinceras disculpas a todos de los que me burle diciéndoles que se creían diseñadores gráficos por saber usar canva. Jamás pensé que vendría algo peor con los flyers de IA. Regresen porfavor, perdónenme, si son artistas y si son talentosos porfavor regresen.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

NOT A HOT TAKE: I would rather see a flyer made in Paint on a Dell computer from 2006 than a ChatGPT Ai flyer.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"Well, if that’s sexual assault, then that means countless men have assaulted women."

Ding ding ding.