none of your business

[bella horne @neutralcowboy]

Real reason men can open jars is they never moisturize their hands. when I’m done with after shower slime time I can barely turn a door knob

[rose @wynrosei]

"not all men!" but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don't you dare generalise men that's unfair!!!!!!!!

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

GIVE MEGAN A BAZOOKA

[sarahᴴ loves harry💋🪩 @goldenrryhrry]

i'm obsessed with this song like really really OBSESSED that 'uh-huh-uh-huh huh' part especially what did he put in it

[Arthur Bloom @j_arthur_bloom]

Unfortunately this one is true too

[💋🪩 @harrysangelsue]

aperture im sorry ppl don’t get what a banger u are it’s okay you’ll always be loved and appreciated by me

[☆ @mermaidharr]

y’all saying you’re going to be doing the aperture choreo in the pit but in reality it’s going to look like this scene from the office

[🪩 @oatmilkrry]

He finally got his wish

[Dr. Alaa In Gaza 🇵🇸 @2laa_kamal]

Don’t ever forget: the ONLY difference between you and the people of Gaza is geographic luck. Nothing else.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Harry Styles has released the music video for his new single ‘Aperture.’

Watch: https://t.co/PDkZCM0gEP

[💋🪩 @harrysangelsue]

who remembers this? guys pls preorder the album so harry can afford a kit kat chunky x

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Harry Styles’ album covers.

[Jua @juani_rp01]

@hsdaily

[HSD💋🪩 @hsdaily]

Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.

March 6th.

[CasualSoapMuncher @casualsoapeater]

THE RHINO KNOWS HER SIZE AND IS SO CAREFUL WITH THE DEER OH MY POOR HEART AAAUGHHHHHH

[ali @probablyalissa]

We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

This bear having to teach the man about consent and you all wondering why women would choose the bear over you

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

THREE WEEKS FROM NOW A MAN WILL CONTORT HIMSELF INTO YOUR CHIMNEY AND ENTER YOUR HOUSE IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT ... LEAVE OUT FOOD AND DRINK FOR HIM AND DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LAY EYES ON HIM

[Lili @couldcryangel]

she'll retire in February when the official version drops 🥲