Alisa Darby

Entrepreneur, Makeup & Beauty

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As soon as my son gets in the car he starts with the farts! 💨

[Alisa Darby @ayedeesays_]

My sweet tooth has been going crazy!

[Alisa Darby @ayedeesays_]

The egg white bits in potato salad gon do it everytime.

[Alisa Darby @ayedeesays_]

Everybody’s a “mfkr ” when I get to talking my sh*t. Honestly, I think it’s light work compared to whatever adjective I’m using to describe the “mfkr”.

[Alisa Darby @ayedeesays_]

Don’t tell anyone ANYTHING!

[Alisa Darby @ayedeesays_]

I swear I don’t do well with fuckery! Ima call it out everytime!

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Confused and waiting 🫠

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This is huge for me because I scrap things quiiicck.

[Alisa Darby @ayedeesays_]

Sooo even though I’m not in the mood, ima continue with the plan!

[Alisa Darby @ayedeesays_]

The truth is the truth, why you need sugar with it ?

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1 Band 1 Sound

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I never left anybody to teach them a lesson. I left every time I learned mine.

[Alisa Darby @ayedeesays_]

The school “car drop off” can smd!

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This place is for random thoughts, lyrics, and inspirational quotes.

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My makeup kinda ate today!

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There’s a part of me that hates everything.

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Me & E waiting on these ribs and mac.

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“I’d rather be a weirdo with no friends than a clown trying to keep up with a circus!” 🎪

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Grocery shopping is a super sport. Idc what ya say!

[Alisa Darby @ayedeesays_]

Why my son came in the bathroom to tell me he found 1 of the toys he used to be obsessed with. “Man Toy” was his name😂😂😂 I died when he said that since he hasn’t said this since was 3 😭😭😭