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Wall-E superfan

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Watching Wall-E

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@mouthofgeraldo How much do you put on your card? I heard it’s $300,001

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The Corrupt Healthcare Industry famously loves covering people with pre-existing conditions and paying their claims for essential medical care

[Rurik @SlavlandStalker]

it is a burden on decent folk and society. you can only keep a downs alive because of the largesse of the corrupt healthcare industry.

they love love love idiots like you who will be lifelong customers.

the bill will be footed by the dwindling supply of normal ppl.

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@SaintJackington “Self-described” is beautiful

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@TheKnownLover Maybe my favourite show of the 2020s or at least top 3 but I get why people might not be into it.

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@SaintJackington Love to have a strategy for courtship that hinges on isolating a girl from all of her friends so they can’t see what a terrible mistake she’s making

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@somethingoated @spacxy999 @FinalsJDub Wait do they do it for every single match?? Not just playoffs, regular season too?

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@pippercorn Are they replacing it with anything similar? Crossing my fingers it doesn’t happen here.

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The lady who gave us these was in her 20s when this happened. Wonder if she still thinks about George when she has one.

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Snacking on the chocolate bar that gave the world an Australian James Bond

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@piscesaura_ @PerriW2345 If we win with him out then he’s the problem and should NOT be selected until he has seen an exorcist

[Steve @Srechter7]

Is there an analog to this behavior from fans of a team in a different sport that I don’t know about? A team that’s objectively, perpetually good but a large swathe of fans behave like they’re awful?

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@FNSM_2002 @GianmarcoSoresi It’s fetish for being yelled at, I don’t think he believes any of it just don’t engage.

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@WB_Baskerville ❌animals go to heaven
❌animals are annihilated upon death due to lacking a rational soul
✅animals go to hell

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@quiet_homeboy Hilarious to us but immigrants etc who aren’t sensitive to accents could genuinely not pick it up!

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@mentallyworld Breakfast at Cafe Mondello or Cuccina, drinks at St John or Cinco Passiones, dinner at Monsoon or Stillwater if you’re feeling fancy. I haven’t been there in about a decade but that’s what I liked when I lived there.

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@VB_tins Absolutely not, I’m by no means a hesalite-or-bust speedy purist, but turning a speedy into a diver seems much sillier than putting a chrono into a seamaster.

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@VB_tins Fauxtina was already on the way out when the NTTD dropped, but even the biggest crusaders against it still loved that watch because, look at it.

(Also I must confess to liking the new Seamaster chrono)

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@tomorrowsashes Seppo Nazis have been at NFL fans for being insufficiently committed to the protection of the white race for years now, it was only a matter of time until ours caught up.

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@voiceofgeraldo “Celsius is more logical!”
“No! Fahrenheit makes more sense!”

The Indian Ocean: I am quite fond of \phantom(\rule{0.27777777777777778emKOex}}^{\circ}\text{F}

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@JQAForPresident @mouthofgeraldo Debut as Bond, retire as Bond, pure Australian excellence