alison

stuff is cool sometimes I guess

[baby ganoush @ssactrub]

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED

[a slutacious whore @myhomegirlDubs]

“Ur so strong and amazing! Push through you got this!”

Me pushing thru:

[tati vi britannia 🧚🏽‍♂️✨ @Uwuzibaby]

Y’all don’t understand how long I’ve been laughing at this 😭😭😭

[alison @ayee_robz]

Wow ok I’m so old

[maree @ughmaree]

then vs now 🥲

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

DADS ON DUTY: After a violent week of fighting at a Louisiana high school, parents knew something had to change. So, a group of dads decided to show up not just for their kids - but for the whole student body - to help maintain a positive environment. @SteveHartmanCBS has more.

[hater @engxl]

i will never forgive my mom for not buying me this

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Y’all gotta watch this because ain’t no way boi 😩

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

Kids be like “HEY WATCH THIS”

Then do this😂😂😂😂

[ada enechi @adaenechi]

Everyday I think men can’t get worse and then they prove me wrong

[SIE @_badassiee]

Me to me :

[charles @charleswthegoat]

pain😔

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

i would’ve shitted on myself and pass tf out

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

new public fear unlocked: bagging your own groceries with a fat line waiting on you

[beyoncé’s titties @eraxtrana]

is there a scientific explanation for why all men are color blind? did it have something to do with them not being the ones that had to look for berries and shit 😭

[full-snack developer 🇭🇹 @notdanilu]

the lady at on the flight behind me just said: “I’m one glass away from bringing up a bunch of shit from three years ago” to her man. LMAO AYO

[phriendly photog @phriendlyphotog]

What is the most engaging piece of media, top to bottom, of the last decade, and why is it this?

[BIG SALMON @BigRuSantana]

It was when he picked up his back leg that did it for me 😭