𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡

🇨🇩vandy’ 20 | #JM12

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

high school culture is an upper middle class white girl buying a Nikon and a week later they’re asking you to pay them to take your wedding pics cause they’ve started a photography business which is really just an IG page with a few pics of their best friend sitting in the grass

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

two fragments of non-homologous chromosomes after going through translocation

[🐍 @BASEDSAVAGE_]

Niggas really be living in Tennessee

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

therapist: and what do we do when we’re feeling like this?
me: turn it into this joke on twitter?
therapist: lmfaoo NO but uhhh...
me: ...👀
therapist: ...i’m Young SaviorComplex 😤 haha

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

your rapper name is “young” + whatever unhealthy behavior you manifested in adulthood as a result of your upbringing

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

@ariellembu_ Young Avoidsconflict 😈

[wife supremacist @thefurlinator]

*event happens* but how does this affect Me, the Protagonist of Reality

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

in my head, Trump simply does this every time he wants to DM someone and has no idea it’s a function within the app. it takes up the majority of his work day

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Thank you @realDonaldTrump 🇺🇸

[BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman]

part 1 of my shows out its prettttty good if i do say so myself and i just did

[smi @smino]

“TRINA” 💅🏾 https://t.co/MYgCtwBZt5

[TIME @TIME]

Review: In its final season, “BoJack Horseman” proves why it's the most important animated show since “The Simpsons” https://t.co/XUN8JAumSb

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

if u wanna correct me, do it respectfully and in private!

but to just go off on me in the middle of a shared google doc for all my peers to see??

must be outta your gotdamn mind

[EARTHGANG @EarthGang]

All the way to the #Bank 🏦🏦🏦🏦 tag @DaBabyDaBaby we need him on this remix GO GO GO!!

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

@NthnEvenMatters glad to finally see some appreciation for bojack horseman on my tl

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

last night at 2:00 am in a McDonald’s I watched this dude enjoy his food quietly while his girl said “I love you so much. Do you love me? I don’t even care, this is all I need”

the perfect relationship and exactly what i want for myself

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

@stephbin might hafta make this one a limited edition tweet😔

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

uhh invest in the “stocks”...? yeah no, more like invest in some sauce bro.

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

daily affirmations:

this is your SPACE

this is your AREA

she can’t do that to YOU

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

employee: sorry but i don’t give a rat’s ass

shopper: what did u just say to me??

employee: for the last time, PetsMart only offers the entire rat. u cannot purchase just ass here.

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

very niche tweet but I stand by it

[𝙖𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙡 @ayeedriel_]

why is the clinical term for morning depression “diurnal mood variation” instead of “circadian rhythm & blues”?