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[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[eliz @eliza___v]

listening to an old playlist of mine and gagging at my own taste

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

me thinking that i fixed my life just because i cleaned my room.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

ADHD cooking is:
“I will make a delicious meal”
→ opens fridge → gets overstimmed
→ eats cheese slices standing up

[gabe @allgarbled]

Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

can every country please do this

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

SZA denounces AI music after discovering 238 of her songs were used to train artificial intelligence:

“If you’re a musician and you support this degenerate sh*t? You’re disgusting and there’s NOTHING YOU COULD EVER SAY TO ME TO MAKE THIS OKAY”

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me napping all weekend instead of catching up on everything i was supposed to get done

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Showing the security guard what they are going to be missing out on if they don't let me in the club

[Hi @jake769ww]

I would hurt a fly

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The neurodivergent urge to overexplain during a misunderstanding so nobody misunderstands you again only to accidentally create three brand-new misunderstandings in the process.

[HERBRON JAMES @breebxby]

exactly. not no jolloff rice or plantains lol

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[✧ @aesttics]

no one:

my legs:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[• @yducknow]

me, because i have the social battery of an iphone 4

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Bank app: “Are you sure you want to make this transfer”

Me: