Steve Pellegrini

@Bethenny and I have the same mind-set

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

Wait Joe Jonas sings Cake By The Ocean?!?! I'm mind fucked

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

Watching 15 people miss their flight to Cancun and sitting here like

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

I missed the debate tonight, what dumb thing did Trump say this time ?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Tell us more about how sexism is wrong, @realDonaldTrump. #GOPdebate

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

For a dude in his twenties, I've never met a bigger bitch in my life wow

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

Over it. Over basically errrr'thing✌🏽️

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

Watching Titanic drunk off wine is the best yet worst thing I've ever done in my life

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

Finally a Jew finding app

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

@JackieSchimmel a little late listening to @stassischroeder podcast but I'm officially obsessed 🍷🍷

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

Why does everyone and their mother have a go fund me account? Like hey I want skittles but don't feel like paying so go fund me thanks

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

Trumps wife Melania is what I could only hope to look like if I was a woman😂 I mean holy shit the woman is perfection

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

#GOPdebate

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

I actually really like Marco

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

Thanks God you da one

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

@stassischroeder when in doubt, wine. Right?!

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

My best friends "friend" is the same bartender I yelled at 3 weeks ago😂 gods putting me through a trial today I swear

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

Maybe this is why 90% of the time I'm a miserable bitter bitch

[Steve Pellegrini @AyeeStevee]

There's a rhyme and reason for everything I do. Cause. I'm. Just. That. Good. 😉