Alissa Greene

Artist

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

oh sorry did i forget to mention the help bot “didn’t understand me” and a final solution was “nevermind” lollll

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

oof. time to quit amazon. prime/fire stick don’t work AND most items i need don’t have priority delivery OR cost 1.75-2.5 times more than the store. absolutely not worth it @amazonprimenow

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

Ted Lasso is the best show ever made.

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

What about when my depression works the daytime shift, and all the people who’ve ghosted me stand there in the room?

@taylorswift13

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

@splgjwhwragdb interested

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

#GratefulGiveaway for Goose! Win 2 PIT tickets to Goose at SPAC from @CashorTrade! #goosesummertour #spac #goosetheband #goosechicks #goose https://t.co/7QH14bT4tt

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

hi, taylor, it’s me, hi. i was SECONDS from buying a $2800 ticket and draining my accountfor THE show and as i went to check out was quoted $852 IN FEES FROM STUBHUB. i’m crying. I’m going to miss the show despite willing to pay. i refuse to pay stubhub @taylorswift13 @StubHub

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

@Ticketmaster tell me why this is the THIRD time you’ve sent out codes for taylor swift tickets and i STILL haven’t gotten ONE. sucking up to a few doesn’t mean you are any betted than you were when this all started.

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

@bruhndooon oh no

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

came here to say to literally no one how pleased i am with keeley’s storyline in the latest episode of #tedlasso i love this show and i love the tough topics it hits. @TedLasso

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

going to bed wondering if tomorrows breakfast vibes are taco bell or sushi🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

why can’t i just have my pickle sandwich for breakfast? not everybody likes breakfast until 11am. #McDonalds

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 #TSxCapitalOne #giveaway

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

i literally hate john bs dad

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

my favorite thing about sundays (family day) in the brewery industry is people ordering hot water for baby bottles…

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

hungry, can’t fall asleep, scrolling insta, thinking about pasta when BAM tons of pasta making videos appear. i’m doneeee

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

not me counting the minutes until i can uber eats mcdonald’s and realizing wendys starts lunch a half an hour earlier and deciding to get both😁

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

just woke up from the most intense pll/trill murder mystery nightmare right before getting blown up on a staff party train… but we jumped off in a precarious zone after an A style sign told us what was going to happen… HOW WILL I EVER KNOW THE ENDING #PrettyLittleLiars

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

hangover me either can’t have a bite of food without throwing up or feels like i have an empty stomach even after 5 full meals

[Alissa Greene @ayegee13]

am i hungry or am i bored… 9pm on a saturday all i did was eat all day edition