卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸

I be tryna make mfs laugh n shit

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

@perxmoods_ How many you want?

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

My Instagram got disabled and idek why woke up to my shit boonk ganged

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

@jimmylubetron @randyswrld_ Noti?

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

@randyswrld_ Gotchu rn twin

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

When Im eating yo pussy baby do that little wiggle, I need all da flavor.

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

You got another thing coming thinkin I'm finna kiss yo ass

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

Nah there's nothing more painful than tryna record you bussin shorty down and the flash is on

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

How true brotherhood starts

Bro: I got woods
Me: I got the weed
Us: MATCHHHHH

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

When she going ham on the meat you just be there looking like:

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

Fellas this is exactly why you never double back

[ʚ♡⃛ɞ @yeat1luvr]

my ex just hmu.. should i send him a video of me getting backshots from another guy ??

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

How I'm dodging bullshit all 2024

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

Aye man I'm making some wings tonight, should I make em wit some rice or some noodles? #deepinthetrenches #waitinonfoodstamps #downtomylastcanofbeans #andimallergictobeans

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

I found out about @Shordie_Shordie through a Mozzy song, and since then I done listened to every album every song, features. Like this nigga is just a fucking icon. If y'all sleep I pray y'all don't sleep forever 🤕 Go Stream Memory Lane 2 BITCH!

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

Don't nobody deserve that fold up chair treatment more than Malika Andrews rn on my meemaw boy

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

Instagram comments be so miserable a mf could complete something epic then David and Lucinda comment "You're not special, Michael Jordan came out the womb doing it"

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

@wingstop @UnofficialJF1 @OvOBrezzzy W wingstop

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

GTA was lit Ian gone cap but yk bo2 got this in the bag

[hunter* @y2khunter]

which game was the better one in its prime?

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

"you'll never find somebody like me"
Me:

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

Fuck texting I'm finna come over we finna make gingerbread houses and decorate ya crib

[卩ㄥㄩㄒㄖ 🛸 @ayeitzpluto]

Love don't be the same that's why I be staying out the way