Allison Whitehall

Polka dots and coffee and baseball and books and the performing arts.

[Allison Whitehall @ayejaydoubleyou]

"The arts and the humanities belong to the people, for it is, after all, the people who create them." - Pres. Johnson #SavetheNEA

[Allison Whitehall @ayejaydoubleyou]

First day back to taking the train, thanks for the welcome back gift @njtransit

[Raritan Valley Line @NJTRANSIT_RVL]

RVL train #5413, the 9:08 AM arrival into Raritan Station, is currently delayed due to Conrail switch issues near Union. An update will follow.

[New Jersey Symphony @njsymphony]

Announcing the 2021–22 season! We can't wait to be back in the hall with you! Explore the season --> https://t.co/KvzGgiVAOR

[Allison Whitehall @ayejaydoubleyou]

@FrauSonne @BlairBraverman With this adorable girl? Nope.

[Mary Roach @mary_roach]

Announcement! New book coming out September 14. FUZZ: When Nature Breaks the Law. Preorder from select indie bookstores between now and 8/1 and you get a signed copy and a limited edition patch (see below). Details at https://t.co/fhE7rnUED4

[Allison Whitehall @ayejaydoubleyou]

@nytimes You missed "Yeet". Get with the times!

[Allison Whitehall @ayejaydoubleyou]

FYI - the fax failed. Because it isn't 1996.

[Allison Whitehall @ayejaydoubleyou]

It's 2021. We are in a PANDEMIC. Why do I still have to FAX things.

[Allison Whitehall @ayejaydoubleyou]

Is this @NJGov ?

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

It's gonna be a great day!

#OpeningDay

[Allison Whitehall @ayejaydoubleyou]

Did not want to run today because I'm exhausted by *gestures wildly*. But then I read a profile of @TheMirnavator, laced up, and got it done. Thank you.

[lululemon @lululemon]

Say it loud: If you run, you're a runner. That's all.

[cardinalsgifs @cardinalsgifs]

This photo

[Allison Whitehall @ayejaydoubleyou]

@dog_rates Why are you laughing? Grandma got her this sweater.

[Allison Whitehall @ayejaydoubleyou]

@NJGov Like all Jersey girls, Maggie loves the beach.

[Allison Whitehall @ayejaydoubleyou]

Me on a quick scroll through twitter: "Why is the Smithsonian tweeting about bagels??" @NJGov has set unrealistic standards for quality bagel content.

[Smithsonian NMNH @NMNH]

https://t.co/hNPgiImpED

[Allison Whitehall @ayejaydoubleyou]

@caseygrambo Word. (part of the reason we just said eff it and eloped)

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Dolly gets a dose of her own medicine. 

@VUMChealth

[Allison Whitehall @ayejaydoubleyou]

Husband: Why are you smiling at your computer like that?
Me: Baby weasels making friends.