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MJC🖤

[bimbo baggins @ayemay23]

Had P. Terrys for dinner. Now I’m P’ing out my bhole

[bimbo baggins @ayemay23]

@madsolarwzrd It was today! Mj’s been playing with JV so we only know week to week if he’ll play Thursday or Fridays with varsity

[bimbo baggins @ayemay23]

The proudest mom right now.
Mj is making his Varsity debut, Benji is playing with the Bobcat band and Sydney is running the field for having perfect attendance 🥹😭😭😭

[bimbo baggins @ayemay23]

I’m so over being a manager. I’m ready to quit

[bimbo baggins @ayemay23]

@madsolarwzrd I think I want that razr phone

[bimbo baggins @ayemay23]

Gonna miss the 7/11 on Marbach when we leave 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 25 seconds left before my alarm goes off

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[.. @madsolarwzrd]

Good morning! HAPPY SPURS DAY! WOKE UP HYPE

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

[bimbo baggins @ayemay23]

I wanna see Kylie and Timmy in SA 🥹

[bimbo baggins @ayemay23]

Damn Apple Music stepping their pussy up and about fucking time bitch

[bimbo baggins @ayemay23]

Crying at college’s mascot reveals. What do you mean it’s a secret til they graduate?! I thought it was someone on a payroll with benefits and shit like that but it’s ACTUAL STUDENTS?!?! What do you meannnnn 😭😭😭🫶🏼

[bimbo baggins @ayemay23]

I love when clients let me squeeze their blackheads

[bimbo baggins @ayemay23]

Me rapping every mixtape Weezy so Miles can be convinced we NEED to go!
(We’d be driving back into town from Fort Worth seeing Gorillaz the day before but yolo)

[bimbo baggins @ayemay23]

This is my third time accidentally putting on my black panties inside out. I don’t even know who I am anymore

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

[bimbo baggins @ayemay23]

I loved the Devil Wears Prada 2. I wanna watch it again

[Jan @janelsooo]

Ibuprofen 800 takes its job seriously every damn time

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

“I am no man” oh Éowyn, shield maiden of Rohan you will always be famous!