Andrew Mitchell

I might be lost now, but one day I’ll find a map

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

Genuinely believe Hamm is one of the funniest movie characters of all time

[Sean Fitzgerald (Actual Justice Warrior) @IamSean90]

Rob Gronkowski signed a $4.4 million rookie contract, because he knew an NFL career could be over any day. He lived on $50k during his early years & invested the rest. He got so used to the habit he never spent any of his NFL money & lived off endorsements. It's a mindset 100%

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The group texts between Conan O’Brien, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are equal parts hilarious and heartwarming.

Even while grieving the loss of both his parents, Conan was still making jokes and finding reasons to laugh with his friends. ❤️

[Heritage American @bigbabolat]

This is what SHOULD be defending our southern border if we were a real country.

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

💥NEW: Jillian Michaels: "You've got the gays in the street in a THONG dancing in front of CHILDREN in an S&M outfit. Take your kink to your PRIVATE BEDROOM!"

Sage Steele: "Thank you." 🙏

Michaels: "If a straight person put themselves in a thong and shook their genitalia in front of my children at ANY age, I would call the POLICE for having them expose themselves to a MINOR!"

"Take your freak out to your PERSONAL bedroom! What are you guys DOING!? What are you doing!? You are literally ruining EVERYTHING that we worked for! ... you are MAKING straight people homophobic!"

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

they act like they have to buy mansions and chains, like it’s in their contract

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

💥NEW: Jillian Michaels: "The reality is that when you give gay people a MONTH and veterans a DAY, I think you have WILDLY lost sight of your values and your priorities."

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

The participation trophy generation raised by boomer free love hippie parents are soft as fuck & that’s why their kids are entitled little cocksuckers

I don’t know what this kid did but I support this parenting

[🍢Cal Fisher Fan Club President🍢 @Frisbie_Hendrix]

😂😂😂😂 buddy got on there and told us he was financially retarded and tried to pass it off as money not going far

[SullenSerf @SullenSerf]

Idk how to tell people this but, trying to claim a blatant murderer innocent just because he shares the same skin color is in fact racism at its core.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

A presidential candidate loses a national election and now wants to do away with the constitutional system by which she lost.

Seems kind of fascisty

[mert @mert]

"we couldn't do anything useful for citizens in my 14 years of office allocating 60 trillion USD. but if we can just steal from the rocket science electric car guy, then we can solve all your problems."

[Pray The Rosary @PrayTheRosary]

If you wanna hate America, watch the news

If you wanna love America, drive through it

World Cup travelers have had their eyes opened to what a great country this is

[Dissident West @dissidentwest]

If it wasn’t for the Hart Celler Act this is what immigration would have done to this country.

Instead we got mass fraud, a low trust society and Bluetooth speakers loudly playing in public spaces.

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

“Most people don’t know 50 million isn’t a lot when you make multiple poor financial decisions and have to pay taxes. That’s why so many guys go broke.”

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

He murdered someone.

That’s actually against the law.

Hope that helps explain things.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

I can't remember a time when the headline of a story has ever aged more poorly.

[🇺🇸 Phigs @ItsPhigs]

The World Cup has done irreparable damage to the anti-American narrative.

[Texas2AAttorney @CJGRISHAM]

No, he didn't. He committed murder.