Alex Elmore

I’ve got lots of thoughts and opinions but I’m also kind of an idiot so idk you’re in a tough spot. 🇯🇵

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

NYT Connections categories are like

- Animals
- TV families
- Surgical tools
- My uncle’s dying words in 1978

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

@The_Real_FNA When I miss a turn I love saying “gotta go back around the horn”

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

Genuinely believe Hamm is one of the funniest movie characters of all time

[Chris Rosvoglou @RosvoglouReport]

Toy Story 2 is the best in the franchise for this joke alone

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

The score ripping, the change to the alien’s POV where “swing away” is crystallized, the glasses of water paying off.

Absolutely incredible movie. Maybe my favorite Shyamalan.

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

Signs is still the GOAT for me as far as UFO movies go

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

@ordatirxela @ronaldotrancoso Yeah why doesn’t he tap more into the classic silly goose energy of Mark Zuckerberg

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

Yeah man what a mystery why people hate the racist rapist pedophile. If only we could just be as apathetic as you.

[Nate Jones @JonesOnTheNBA]

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

@thamosdeaf Go to basically any AA ball stadium in the country and it’s going to be the nicest place you’ve been all month.

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

@Srirachachau Like if a doll could get wrinkles

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

@babyknifespice Literally

https://t.co/tQqioWf28T

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

@caitiedelaney “What’s something fun about you?”

“I painted my room bright, neon colors.”

“Wow I love colors”

“Haha no way that’s so cool”

“Haha yeah”

“Yeah for sure haha”

“Seems like we have a lot in common”

“Hahaha yes we do”

*cut to talking head*

“The energy with them is electric.”

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

Last think you see after finishing your uncovered drink at the bar

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Game ready @FamilyFeudABC

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

Why are they talking about Wemby like a cop who had to protect himself in an unjustified shooting lmao

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

CNN: NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani’s “tax the rich” slogan is “just as hateful” as racial slurs, New York real estate titan Steven Roth says

https://t.co/5JitNezs1x

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

https://t.co/mHDz5T8RYO

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

mad men is so funny for no reason

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

Just found out about the coolest guy ever

[Gerry DeFilippo @Challenger_ST]

Mannerisms aside, this dude is explosive as fuck lmao 🤣

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

@Srirachachau @Runbash65 “Gob’s not on board” is a god-tier straight man line delivery

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

lmao YUCK

[AF Post @AFpost]

The US Catholic Church experienced an estimated 38% increase in adult converts over the Easter weekend, driven by young men in their 20s.

Follow: @AFpost

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

@aedison Like 70% of this season she’s doing a spinoff called “BITCH HUNTER:CHARGE NURSE” and the other 30% is the most sublime, deeply human performance on television.

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

This show sucked. It’s an SNL skit that got 20 episodes.

[doogs @d00gs]

Still pissed this show got cancelled.

Thought they were just getting into the groove. That Adrian Brody locker room scene was elite.

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

@HitFactoryPod The Skulls

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

@thamosdeaf Adrian Peterson didn’t win an MVP and drag Christian Ponder to the playoffs so people can wax nostalgic about “Reggie Bush”

[Alex Elmore @AlexElmore_]

Lmao

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Breaking: Disney Exits OpenAI Deal After AI Giant Shutters Sora https://t.co/zL268zRI3G