ashes of burnt facts

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Woman who has to replace her evil gay brother as Senator would have been a good 90s studio comedy.

[ashes of burnt facts @ukrainiana]

Can we get #ISupportFedorov trending? @ZelenskyyUa please don't take us backwards, not with this momentum.

[Oliver Carroll @olliecarroll]

As Zelensky returns from Paris tomorrow to decide fate of under pressure defence minster Mykhailo Fedorov, soldiers and activists rally behind him. I’m told it's not looking great for him, but no final decision has been taken. For more:
https://t.co/KXdYD2x8Ri

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea

[Chris Murphy @christress]

a lot of this debate is starting to sound like "is it possible for a black/brown low-income students writ large to ethically receive a good education in new york city?" and a lot of you seem to think the answer is "no" which is supremely fucked up in my opinion

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Every woman over 35 is basically running an independent clinical trial on herself at this point...

[Marisa Baldassaro @Nerdspringbreak]

So both Courtney Love and Kathleen Hanna post a gofundme link for Jennifer Finch of L7's brain cancer. These two could literally pay the $350k goal with that Beastie/Nirvana money alone. They should both be fucking embarrassed and ashamed!!

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The written word has been around for 5000 years and nobody has conceived a line better than “you can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs”

[jezz @JezziiB]

Screw-worm in the meat.
Cyclosporiasis in the produce.
During a food affordability crisis.
During a massive cut in SNAP & WIC.

Again, elections have consequences.

[Andrew Giambrone @AndrewGiambrone]

Inbox: City Hall says an "underutilized NYPD parking lot in the East Village will be transformed into The Aurea, a mixed-use development with approximately 131 affordable homes, a senior center, community space and replacement parking facilities."

it's Mamdani's first land award

[mimitastic @bblmariah]

She made the best country song ever then never touched the genre again.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Twice a year an independent leftist publisher will put out a gender politics book that’s like “Feminists are responsible for capitalism because they wanted women to have credit cards.”

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

They told us we could only have a corn tortilla, a piece of broccoli, and one other thing. Now we can’t even eat the piece of broccoli because if we do, we’ll shit ourselves to death.

All you had to do was vote for the Black lady.

[Oliver Carroll @olliecarroll]

There are some rumours Defence Minister Mykhailo Fedorov may be replaced as part of reshuffle. My information is that he is safe for now - but he’s got himself into a sticky position. This week’s article explains why. https://t.co/YgPKkXKblS

[Yaroslav Trofimov @yarotrof]

This, if true, would go down very badly in Ukraine. Fedorov is widely credited with the recent military turnaround, and if Russia regains momentum Zelensky would be blamed for enabling it by removing a successful minister.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

it’s what he would’ve wanted. almost touching in a way.

[finnie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @kimicaraz]

When the world needed him the most he disappeared

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Every single Northeast Regional train has been sold out all summer. I’m currently on a weekend train to Boston with 550 other passengers, but sure, tell me again how there’s “no demand” for better rail service in the U.S.

[Sandra E. Garcia @S_Evangelina]

People lie on here every day. Em has bangers.