Thomas the Stank Engine

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

Girl who’s definitely a summer: “I think more of a tom”

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

AI making the #pouroutabeeronyourcrotch challenge blatantly unfunny

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

I’m like woke but I’m pretty gross

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

@realyuriyearns "one more time for old times sake"

"what"

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

how long until oomf becomes a mainstream word

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

How kobe and kwame brown scored 84 points

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

@Cramitinbys Not with an endangered species bro

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

I need a homoerotic friendship that goes nowhere

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

My kind of crazy

[rayen @rayon_film]

I love when men on grindr have personality

[rayen @rayon_film]

I love when men on grindr have personality

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Hey, man, if you two aren’t a thing then why is her leitmotif playing in your theme?

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

Ur not just a hole u are my best friend too

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

I want a bf who’s also my best friend so we can go places together and I can introduce him as “my goat” and have people wonder about the nature of our relationship

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

The hard part of dating is that u gotta find someone who understands you at such a deep level AND you have to be attracted to them

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

I’m gonna become the first drag queen who becomes a nerdy Asian girl

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

Is dark woke just the alt left

[LOUSY* @fishscale]

EVERYONE WANTS TO BE UNIQUE, BUT NOBODY WANTS TO BE ALONE, SO THEY PERFORM UNIQUENESS WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF COLLECTIVE APPROVAL.

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

@z3har I’ve had like at least 3 of these

[Thomas the Stank Engine @ayerob26]

@cattobingu Computa help this guy recover the joy and whimsy in the present moment

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

a lot of socializing involves performative interest and i simply do not give a shit