Ayesh Islam

It's just banter..

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

You know we had to get the legend MK on the show 🇵🇰 The space we film in is NOT big. But bro still managed to demonstrate a front flip smh, this is legendary

[HatsOff @HatsOffff]

New aerial footage shows the scale of devastation in Gaza

[Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor 🇵🇸 @eff_hey]

somehow the joke is still on Spurs for committing to £150m on Savio and Marmoush two months before they became worth about £2.70

[Ummah Grid 🇬🇧 @UmmahGrid]

Have you considered using that Thermotrans Nuclear Bomb sitting in front of you at the table?

[JS ✈️ 🇬🇧 @steerwithmyrear]

On a road leading to RAF Fairford last night.

[Ayesh Islam @ayesh_94]

Makes sense why pep left last season the guy knew this would happen

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[🟢🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @S390102]

Jooney

[Ayesh Islam @ayesh_94]

@SpreadHaqq Loooool ur the actual extremist you believe in another prophet and want to be raised with him in akhirah who is a freshie Indian that wears a turban

[🎈 @CFC_Decatio]

The fact that a big 6 team gonna snatch hurzeler and he’s gonna become a bozo and Brighton will get an unknown manager who will become lobos is top 3 unlimited loops itw lmaoooo.

[Ayesh Islam @ayesh_94]

Times are dark to be a Utd fan. I’ve got my Mrs and toddler singing you’re getting pecked by the seagulls FFS

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

I had to see this so I’m afraid you have to now as well 😩

[hussein @nxcci_ldn]

Old Trafford needs to replace the "glory, glory Man Utd" chant with "slap me and slap me again"

[Paddy - Attacking Football @PaddyKeoghAF]

- Start the season poor
- Spend no money in January
- Keep the manager til February
- Sack him
- Finish in in Europa League with new manager bounce
- Spend £200M in summer for new manager
- Get Champions League
- Get knocked out in Last 16
- Finish in Champions League places
- Spend no money that summer

Repeat.

[Ayesh Islam @ayesh_94]

We gona be out of all competitions again by December 😂😂

[Ayesh Islam @ayesh_94]

Brighton is Utds daddy we’ve all seen this before

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Look at that camera. This is a cold-blooded execution of a child.

[osmoose @limbolivin]

feds pulling up next to sterling

[dn @nn2rd]

Dude inhaled the loon mid-combo like a power boost these guys cannot be human

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

Reckon i said "fuck sake" for Dorgu and Dalot at least 30 times combined today.

Both horrendous