rigor erectus

billu

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Hi my name is email 😊you’ve been ignoring me 😓 do u love me 🌹

[✮ @istgnolimit]

me: Imao i saw it on twitter

them: what's your twitter

me: i don't have twitter

[lily gaming @Ikol_Tweets]

?????

[` @kaleshkarsaan]

"you dodged a bullet" it actually went through my heart

[n @onlywithn]

for my birthday present i want to know why

[rigor erectus @ayeshaeow]

just asked my bsf if i can thrift a good self esteem and she said “self esteem bhi tujhe saste mein leni hai?”

Bye 👋

[rigor erectus @ayeshaeow]

i feel like i’ve cleansed myself of all sins whenever i eat a fruit

[Gutz @gutznotguts]

I hate noise cancelling headphones because it makes every song have a part that sounds like various family members screaming for help as they’re brutalized by an intruder while I sit in my room unaware

[san | S.W.I.S.H @aashiyanamiizu]

how it feels to be suicidal but have something i really love

[olive 🫧 @quirkdup]

you open this app and for .5 seconds you’re granted access to what might be the most fascinating sentence ever constructed in human history before the timeline refreshes and it’s lost forever

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

When ur lowkey a distant memory

[navya @nvyshrm8]

you are not what you tweet. you are what you save to drafts.

[٠࣪⭑ a ٠ @discokisser]

when i actually try to enjoy my items instead of preserving them and they show signs of wear

[𝖺 @r5nv_]

"how you feeling?" idk im ignoring it

[redacted @aquariusdays]

I lied we’re not having sex but could you refill my water bottle for me when you get up

[ash ✧ @ashyaywoohoo]

silly bunny you are a bunny not a ram youre so silly gosh

[angelyco #ELENÃO @GodIdolizesMe]

deus me dê paciência pq se me der coragem eu me mato

[art :P @dnpsplitfiction]

what does he want now

[Apollo @jeanxvaljean]

IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME SINCE YESTERDAY WHY IT LOOKS SO FAMILIAR NOW FINALLY IT CLICKED