simply عایشه

I rant and you listen

[simply عایشه @AyeshaLogari]

Something lived in the cracks of the old house.

It learned their voices first.

Then their footsteps.
Then their faces.

One morning the real family woke up locked in the attic, listening to themselves laughing downstairs…

[simply عایشه @AyeshaLogari]

In my village back in Afghanistan, children began drawing the same face on every wall.

Red eyes. Long fingers. No mouth.

When asked whose face it was, they only smiled and whispered,

“He is already here.”

[simply عایشه @AyeshaLogari]

@sa9ers Picking up Jamaican men 😭

[Ayesha 🐆 @Ayeshaaa_xoxox]

That’s not creepy, that’s cute

Creepy would be if a guy did that.

P.S - I needa find that blue shirt guy too 😩

[Ayesha 🐆 @Ayeshaaa_xoxox]

Expect only loner brown guy to expose himself spending £300 to exploit a needy prostitute who probably needs to feed her family or else she wouldn’t even spit towards him in normal circumstances

Brown ‘guys’ from all religions & cultures are literally bottom of the barrel scums 🤮

[Ayesha 🐆 @Ayeshaaa_xoxox]

Guess who those 642 are? brown guys

Guess who those 16 are? Yup you guessed it right, brown guys

😅

[simply عایشه @AyeshaLogari]

@KakaywD20918 🌸

[simply عایشه @AyeshaLogari]

@wineyespleasee Rely on pakis for the most cringe tweets

[Ayesha 🐆 @Ayeshaaa_xoxox]

giving chance to a Brown guy when there’s plenty of non-brown Men available…

… is like giving a chance a rusty old Toyota when you can ride a Ferrari instead

😒

[Ayesha 🐆 @Ayeshaaa_xoxox]

That outfit!!

I might just have a Nigerian 🇳🇬 theme wedding 😩

Not sure how many of my relatives will show up though 😅

[Ayesha 🐆 @Ayeshaaa_xoxox]

Scientific Fact:

Nobody can compete with brown guys in being Creepy and Clingy.

Nobody.

[simply عایشه @AyeshaLogari]

@AmiraTheMelodie lol I swear I thought I saw something else 😩

[simply عایشه @AyeshaLogari]

@abutuesdayy It’s the Arab in you girl!

[simply عایشه @AyeshaLogari]

@sofiechsht Sorry sometimes these afghans can be cringe af!!

[Ayesha 🐆 @Ayeshaaa_xoxox]

God created us brown women beautiful 🙏🏼😇

But then cursed us by creating disgusting vile creatures called “brown guys”🤮

[Ayesha 🐆 @Ayeshaaa_xoxox]

tbf I have also seen non-gulf Arab guys larp as being from 'Dubai' or Qatar to impress girls

this one guy tried to impress my white friend by saying "I'm from Dubai" - my naive white friend thought he was a rich sheikh or something lol

Then I saw that guy, with his 2020 Honda living in a mid condo with roomates and knew there is no way he is from UAE.

So I confronted him in front of her and he was forced to say "oh my parents are originally from Jordan, my dad works in Dubai as an engineer" 💀

[Ayesha 🐆 @Ayeshaaa_xoxox]

Might delete this account soon

Everyone follow my other account 👇

@AyeshaLogari

[Ayesha 🐆 @Ayeshaaa_xoxox]

Brown girls worldwide making W choices lately after rejecting brown guys for their backwards mindset that endanger womenfolk rights.

Happy couple 😇