Alex 🖤

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

Thought it was weird enough that Harper was licking my t shirt.. turns out she was licking up the little bit of sick she’d thrown up onto it which made it even weirder 🙃

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

Harper has mastered side eye & it is now the only look I get when I say her name…fantastic 🤦🏻‍♀️🙃😂

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

I hate bulldog farts

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

@elliefowle_ It doesn’t get any better 😂 I’m still doing it over a year in!

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

@LauraKatrina_ It is! So I can’t even keep a straight face 😂

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

What good are suction plates when your child knows exactly how to peel them off and laugh about it 🤯🙃

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

After only really having bad news from the vets for the last few months, waiting for them to call and tell me Belle is awake and ready to be picked up is excruciating 😩

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

@LukeGibbons89 Oh wow 😂😂

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

First year decorating for Christmas with a toddler was…stressful…0/10 - would not recommend 🙃

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

3 puppies, 2 dogs & a baby all sleeping…I can actually hear myself think 😍 how long will this last and how much housework can I get done ⏱️💨

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

5 puppies ripping each other & their mum to pieces, Yogi hiding on the sofa and occasionally barking at the puppies, Harper climbing on Belle & Yogi for cuddles and Trolls blasting out the tv…it’s not even 10am 😳 Happy Saturday 🙃

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

Not keen to go out in this rain 😳

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

Every time I think my nose is healed, Harper goes and smacks/headbutts it and it’s back to being tender 🙃 #devilchild

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

Harper has just taken two steps..she’s basically going off to school now 😭

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

Never having puppies again

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[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

The amount of times I’ve said “no biting” today, and not even to the dogs 🤦🏻‍♀️ #devilchild

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

Why is it always me that loses their purse 😩

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

I would LOVE to be watching Billie at Glastonbury right now 😍😫

[Alex 🖤 @ayessembee]

Playing dominoes & the loser shots parma violet gin..what have we become 😂