Ash

I wipe my own ass (she/her) 🇻🇳🇨🇦

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

Back from my PLL hiatus. The heels these girls wear are actually insane

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

A fb mutual randomly messaged me this morning with baby advice, like whooo fucking asked you? I hate a presumptuous ass person

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

@DanielaEspo Thank you so much!! 🥹🥰 #whoruntheworld

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

We had a baby girl 🥹 and majority of people thought (some even adamant) we were having a boy because of how I was carrying and I honestly was going to be happy either way, but now I can tell all those fools to hang up their PhDs because old wives tales literally don’t mean shit

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

Official first day of mat leave and it was a beautiful day. Went thrifting and found some gems, then had our last checkup with the midwife. Happy 420! 🍃

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

3 more days (!!!) until my mat leave and as much as I love my job, I can’t fucking wait to not hear people complain about the most mundane things. I have too much peace to give a shit about things that shouldn’t be stressed about

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin
Psychosocial - Slipknot
The Trooper - Iron Maiden
Master of Puppets - Metallica

[All Rock Music @allrockmusic]

What rock song feels like pure adrenaline?

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Little Bear (1995)

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

Growing up is realizing Carlisle > Edward

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

Justin Foley in 13 reasons why </3

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What was the saddest death in any TV series?

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

Fuck happy wife happy life, it’s happy spouse happy house ‼️

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

I wish tv and films would have more storylines about women choosing themselves and abortions resulting in positive outcomes instead of the woman going through with the pregnancy and/or the relief of not getting pregnant #LookBothWays

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

I was rewatching S1 of mormon wives and Whitney said to the girls, “I have to tell you guys something” and one of them was like, “are you dying?” First of all, I fucking hate when people do that like BE PATIENT ffs and secondly, what if she actually was and had terminal cancer?!?

[Libriscent @libriscent]

I have no problem eating alone, traveling alone, doing everything alone. People act like that’s sad. You know what’s actually sad? Never doing anything because you couldn’t find someone to come with you.

[𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱 @fangsxbangs]

and for the lady perhaps a horror movie marathon

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Some people are mean and bitter because they had a rough childhood. Some people are kind and caring for the same reason.

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

When your partner drunk calls you on his way home from golf and says “I’m excited to have a baby with you. We’re going to be great parents” 😭

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

When someone goes from dating the same sex to the opposite sex and people question, “are they not gay anymore?” Or “I thought they were gay” … Why are people so dense. There’s something called queer, bi, pan

[Ash @ayetrizzy]

Idk why, but I don’t like the word, obligatory