ayeu fkn stupid

need my ass fat and tits held

[ayeu fkn stupid @ayeusayz]

im ded

[Aaron @_AaronRyan]

Another banger, I’m afraid

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

should I try Hinge again or perhaps just start penning a manifesto

[Y'alldabaoth @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[كا كا كا كارثيك @kookykarthik]

Delhi is simultaneously an unlivable dystopia and one of the most magical visions of a city you see in fragments all around.

[Dean @ideanoc17]

tfl when you don’t tap in

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

shawty bad, like morally

[amanda🔫🔻 @semperrgumby]

elizabeth debicki beautiful tall and northern. olivia colman quirkily getting her brains fucked out. alex being horny for two hours. peter dinklage is there. god they made this movie for me specifically

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[Neet @neet_sol]

unemployed ppl will send you instagram reels. it is a sign of deep respect in their culture

[Arachne ⚢ @ithinkiami]

turned down sex w an eater for my emotional sanity

[ali 🦋 @ringthemoon]

i’m fucking crying

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

i love this song but it must be weird to be the 2nd-best rihanna impersonator in your own marriage

[Akira @Akir_a997]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[shaurya @shauseth]

do you think genghis khan had a dashboard to give him operational insights

[dabida8️⃣7️⃣ “TONKA” @Dabida87]

I hate when talking to multiple women makes u feel like a tortured soul instead of future

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

After you retire they unlock new exclusive movies for you. Dad asked if I had watched the Jeff Daniels Ronald Reagan movie. That doesn't exist for me yet. I'm not able to see that.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I think about this post literally every day

[baildog 🏆 @baileycpfc_]

Where does the “just quit being the prime minister” pint rank do you reckon

[َ @saintava]

i remember learning about weed for the first time as a kid and thinking "yeah this is something i'll likely be involved in"

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

how scared i want my man 😂