Shawty not text you back?
Next play wins.
Lost your job?
Next play wins.
Feeling like you ain’t SEEN.
Next play wins.
You hit rock bottom?
NEXT. PLAY. WINS.
Ordered an iced dirty matcha and the barista asks “is that actually good?”
Fuck no, do you think I want to drink this shit willingly? I ordered this to impress the Miu Miu wearing pilates baddie behind me in line. (She did not notice)