First of all

Best of “First of all” tweets

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

“Where did all your money go?”

First of all, I eat a lot

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

My parents: I don’t like your attitude

first of all, I got it from you

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

"I like you"

First of all, lol this ain't what you want.

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

"You're 18?? You look 12"

FIRST OF ALL when I'm 40 looking like I'm 25 & you're 40 looking like ur 60 don't EVEN come crying to me

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

Fucking with nobody in 2018 cause everyone getting left behind. 💯

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

“Drinking isn’t attractive”

First of all, I’m not attractive anyway

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

“Why do you drink so much?”

First of all, my liver can handle what my heart can’t

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

Don't stay up late you gotta get up early tomorrow

First of all its 3am..

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

"I'll make you fall in love with me"

First of all, I can't even fall asleep

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

“Drinking isn’t cute”

First of all, i ain’t tryna look cute i’m tryna get drunk

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

“You miss me?”

First of all, who is this?

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

“Why don’t you hit me up anymore”

First of all, you fake as fuck

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

"Why are you always congested"

First of all I'm

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

"you treated me like shit"

First of all, I treated you like what you are

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

“my ass getting fatter”

first of all, so is the rest of you

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

"you never want to do anything"

first of all...i'm fucking broke.

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

Professor: "This is an easy test."

First of all, you have a PhD in this subject

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

“Um your card declined”

First of all... lower your voice

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

"You eat chick fil a too much"

First of all, this is the Lords food

[First of all @ayfirstofall]

“Do not try this at home”

First of all, this is my house.