Jubril

Dreamchaser 💨💯 highly blessed and favored 🕊️

[Jubril @ayijzz]

May God never stop blessing my mum 🙏🏽

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

As how?

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The power is in the hair

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

To be financially stable you need disappoint women regularly

[Alh. Vhiz ™️ @thegr8vhiz]

Na point and kill I dey do for this transfer window. No unnecessary foreplay, just straight up bang.

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

Nationalities at Manchester United
Netherlands 🇳🇱: 2
Portuguese 🇵🇹: 2
Brazilians 🇧🇷: 2
Argentines 🇦🇷: 1

INEOS abeg make we use Alvarez complete this thing, I no like improper fractions 😂😂

[Onyedikachukwu @onyedikanambra]

From gambling awareness to stupidity.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ Xabi Alonso confirms Garnacho will LEAVE Chelsea: “There is interest in him from other clubs. Hopefully it finishes in the best possible way for everyone”.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

United looks good on you, @04Andrey 👌🇾🇪

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our first summer signing = @Snapdragon approved! 😁

🤳 #ShotOnSnapdragon

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

✍️🇧🇷

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Dreams do come true.

@04Andrey is proof of that 🔏

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Youri Tielemans to Manchester United, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇧🇪

United activate €41m release clause into Tielemans’ contract at Aston Villa, verbal agreement also with Belgian midfielder.

Andrey Santos done + Tielemans next after Éderson deal called off on Friday. 📈

[IRON ⚔️🩸 @6uff_]

lol e Be like say una dey downgrade that marking wey John stones do there

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

My mom told me 'Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion.... You just serve a false god'
I haven’t been the same since.

[Leo 🦁 @lennyshots]

Find love guys 😃

[Walter Ude @Udewalter_]

The saddest part about Garnacho’s story is that he had everything lined up at Manchester United.

He broke into the first team as a teenager, scored in big games, won the Puskás Award, lifted the FA Cup, wore the No. 17 shirt with pride, and had an entire fanbase ready to back him through the highs and lows. He had the platform to become the face of United’s next generation.

Then pride got involved.

Instead of choosing the move that suited his football, he reportedly pushed for Chelsea a direct rival when Atlético Madrid would’ve made far more sense for his development. It felt more about proving a point to United than building his career.

Now he’s fighting for minutes, regular football isn’t guaranteed, and Chelsea are already open to selling him after such a short time.

Talent gets you through the door. Humility, patience and good decisions keep you there. Football has a way of humbling everyone.

[Benny Blanco @Benny_Blanco40]

Rice gone off with illness.

They need to put him in a bowl of mobile phones overnight and he’ll be fine.

[COYS, Alan @CockOnBallStory]

Newcastle fans

“Tonali only joined spurs for the money”

Yes, and he left AC Milan to join Newcastle for the Brown Ale.

Fuck off

[Street 😶‍🌫️ @Fw_street]

my dad ALWAYS used to tell me “nobody needs to know u smoke”

[Mr Chowder 🏆 @judahmartins]

The one life wey God give me make I Dey use am Dey count calories