Atuti Branton

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[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

Most Philippine men have female hormones,, especially hawa wa kufanya kazi kwa restaurant. Karibu watie jamaa yangu matatani. Jamaa alirusha vibe 20min hivi before agundue ni ndume tulikua tunaisha na kicheko. He has never gone back that restaurant. I think he's still depressed.

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

Unless you're a devil worshiper,,you should have someone special in your life.

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

In gusii land shamba tuliachiwa na babu zetu zimekua ndogo sababu tunazaana Sana. We are slowly dominating Trans nzoia. Hizo shamba za kaleos in the next 5 years tutakua tumechukua zote. After Kikuyus fear kisii's. We are everywhere. Hata uarabuni tunapanda chinsaga.

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

Qatar the sun is 44° now. Delivery guy mwarabu anakuweka nje 30min. Akitoka anakupea maji ndogo inakaa mwala. Ndani ni minofu na bibi yake mnono. Ukiangalia banner juu kwa highway unaona 'Eid Mubarak' unajaribu kumeza mate machungu unapata mdomo umekauka. Mungu fundi aisee

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

Working as a delivery guy Qatar is not for the weak. Uko kwa traffic unangoja green light ifunguke,,kidogo unaona pop up message ya bro akikwambia wife ametoka na mini skirt ...ukijaribu kuzoom jam inafunguka unagongwa na mwarabu unazimia. Life is for the living nanii.

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

Ndio tunaingia mjengo. Kahawa strong kwa umbali alafu niweke Eminem kwa earphones anigombanishe kidogo mawazo isinimalize. Tukimbishane na waarabu kwa hizi highways,,Kesho ukinipata na vitz nakwambia ni God. Block lazima tutoke aisee.

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

They say,fight for what's yours. Then they go ahead and say,,if something is meant to be yours you shouldn't fight for it. Now I'm confused. Are we fighting or not?

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

The mightiest prophet of the Lord Owuor has sent his confidants to spread that he is coming to heal AIDS. Buana you should see even doctors who know theirs no cure say "mungu ni mwema". Mungu anafaa kushuka hata asitumane,,aanze na huyo mkora. Ruto must go!!

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

@Makiadi_ @mansang29 😂😂😂

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

Funny how we are re-living the characters we wrote in Insha. "Alipofika jijini alijitosa kwenye starehe na anasa"😂. Maisha duni duniani.

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

In this era men don't recognise big sianda anymore. Bring fire mechi to the table and that simp will worship you.

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

@manlikewalid254 😂😂i know this lady. Mambo ya motosiet ni ngumu

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

@nyuki_malkia Blood diamond

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

@kafangi The fragments hit the ground and sometimes burst into flames. Neutralised or not. They're still a threat.

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

Wanaume hatutoboi kabisa,kama sio inches ni wababaz,,kidogo hivi bila ndevu huonjeshwi,sai ni Russian. Yarabii!!

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

@mts__kid Mca b_cool😂😂

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

Yesterday was International Men's Day lakini vile hiyo story ilikanyagiwa only the devil knows😂😂. Yaani hata wale madem mko kwa dms hakuna hata salamu? Hatutaki socks ama vest salamu tu? Kweli sisi walalahoi hatuna letu. Ingekua women's day tungepigiwa kinanda week mzima.

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

Mapenzi ni kiazala😂

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

@abuyamasta @mwendefrey @osoroKE Matiti kwa ukuta😂😂😂

[Atuti Branton @ayioka94]

@Osama_otero Ushalewa. Umeanza kuwa emotional