AJ

Worlds greatest lover and break dancer. Pirate (not Somali). KFC follows me. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 Possible immortal.

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

@EmmaWatson You raped my childhood. You had no business playing Belle. She's sunshine... you're a grumpy suckfest!

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

@urjamesmartinez Finally got round to watching Original Sin, I usually hate shows with different actors as the characters... but damn! You had Batistas mannerisms and movements down! You were totally young Batista! Damn fine job 👌😀

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

@Captbrewdog @IvankaTrump @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse Yeh but, most people were upset when JFK got hit by the bullet... and most people were upset when Trump didn't. When Trump dies... people will be partying 😂

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

@IvankaTrump @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse President of the USA used to be a respected title around the world. Now we all laugh... your dad has made it a joke 😂 It's like watching a trashy reality TV show... tune in next week to see what craaaazy thing the US prez does next 😂 So glad I live in the actual free world 😉

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

@chrishughes_22 I feel sad for the people who cant see that u and @itsjojosiwa are just 2 people with the same vibe havin a laugh. Having fun is not game playing. Ur the 2 h-mates who already have careers u love, and have nothing to gain / lose from winning... unlike the rest ;)

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

@bbuk If Chris Hughes wanted to play games he would have got into a showmance with Ella. Jojo is not in the demographic of CBB viewers, they're more likely to have seen Towie than her tween stuff. I had no idea who she was... now I want her to win, and I think Chris is a top guy

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

@bbuk Daley thought it was game playing because he can't fathom how a dude might wanna be friends with a lesbian. Observations don't = truth. Chris and JoJo have genuine bantz 👌

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

@america1stkevin @lporiginalg I doubt you've ever even ventured so far into the world to get on a plane 😉

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

@glenn_campbell4 @lporiginalg C'mon dude... no one believes you'd leave your basement and get on a flight anywhere 😉

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

@mrs_barrister @lporiginalg Pretty sure the only pilots to kiss buildings in NY were men 😉

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

If Americans are gonna have celeb presidents... lemme throw a name in the ring... @ParisHilton 👌 @realDonaldTrump is dumb pretending to be smart, for his ego. She is smart pretending to be dumb, to make money. Girl makes bank... Trump goes bankrupt 😂

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

Thank you for being a constant in mine and many others lives. Thank you, and to the voice actors. Of course it can't last forever, but it's pretty cool I'm in my 40s now and can watch new episodes of a show I watched when I was 8 🙂

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

@MattGroening4 I see a lot of online people digging on The Simpsons not being as good as it used to be. Of course we all have nostalgia for those early series... when it first came out I was Lisa's age... now I'm older than Homer 😂 So... don't listen to them. And thank you...

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

@TudMoney @matttomic As an 80s kid, as much as I'd love The Simpsons to go on forever as it's been there my whole life... no AI. If one of the main characters goes. That should be the end 😔👌

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

@SamJayComic Just watched the Tom Brady roast... Instead of making jokes about him, which was the point, you made jokes at the expense of the LGBT community. Garbage. Please point out where you roasted TB?

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

#MAFSUK Eve is a giant douche canoe.

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

Very one sided view on Rip Off Britain right now. I've rented out property and lost so much money through renters causing damage. I'll never rent out again.

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

Continued... @laurewhitmore1 would have made a great replacement. I used to work at the CFirehouse, she won't remember me, but I thought she was cool (especially compared to most stuck up prats we got 😂). The mistake made was calling her THE Whitmore. The THE title was sacred👌

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

I'm sorry but every time I see a slow motion walk... I still think of The Flack. I feel like every series should feature a montage of her slow motion walks as tribute 👌 She loved the show and we loved her ❤️ TBC... #LoveIsland

[AJ @ayjay_potato]

#MAFSAU OMG they did Natalie dirty setting her up with Collins. She's awesome, and he is a bag of d*cks. I literally flip the bird at the screen whenever he's doing one of his oh poor me monologues.