zeno

it is what it is

[Barça Worldwide @BarcaWorldwide]

🚨🚨 WOW LEWANDOWSKI JUST REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM

[Steve Laws 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Steve_Laws_]

When you pull out your phone in London:

[zeno @ayjejfe]

@horlars0131 @trvipppy Yeah that was the punchline.

[zeno @ayjejfe]

@SUKOFcu85 @BaldeWaves he wanted barca but barca didnt want to finish the deal fast thats why XD

[zeno @ayjejfe]

@snixie @3starDeadly @c00lyn @ShavvyCS2 And that means they cant get it?😭

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[Barça Worldwide @BarcaWorldwide]

Who made this? 💀

[BDO Série A @brasileiraoopre]

"Carlo Ancelotti, o senhor viu? O Endrick está no 37° andar daquele prédio"

Ancelotti imediatamente:

[Nirvik🇳🇵 @NIBFC]

had a glass of water during the hydration break

[#KiIlCubarsi🇦🇷🇪🇸 @9ballondors]

Depay vs Japan

[𝗏𝗎𝗅𝗀𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖾𝖾𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀 @vulgarqueefing]

chest pains after jerking off #ggs

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

🚨 DEPORT THEM ALL BACK TO THEIR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLES NOW !!!

[Miilato @miiilato]

me: "she’s giving me mixed signals"

my uber driver: "communication is easy when you're the guy she wants"

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 At around 4:30am, security was alerted to an INTRUDER in the Ciutat Esportiva car park.

Security arrived to find a TOPLESS Deco, SHADOW BOXING on his own.

He is READY 😳

@gerardromero

[Elche Club de Fútbol @elchecf]

🫪

[zeno @ayjejfe]

@justt0byy @kirawontmiss That should be finally wake up call if anything

[Lion_ba1 @Lion_ba1]

@theberneese Where is Simeone😤😤

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 Sources suggest that hearing that Julian Álvarez refers to Deco as “BIG D” was what sent the Atleti board into MELTDOWN and prompted them to RETALIATE on their X account 😳

@marca

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 Deco is currently driving laps of the training ground car park while listening to ‘Many Men’ by 50 Cent on FULL volume 😳

He is PREPARING for SOMETHING 😳

@totalBarca

[BarcaTimez @BarcaTimze]

🚨💣JUST IN: Atletico players are reportedly embarrassed by the club’s reaction to Barcelona’s interest in Alvarez

Several stars are now seeking transfers to teams that compete for trophies instead of attention.
@MundoDespectivo