AJ Massaro

Self proclaimed thought leader with passion for building communities and sustainable living

The Ron Swanson of Substitute Teachers

Maslow's Hierarchy is dope

[AJ Massaro @ayjzzle]

@stoolpresidente give us a call 1 [phone], we’ll set something up soon - 8.9, what’s missing besides the @barstoolsports branding? #manifestit #NewHavenPizzaChallenge

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summer don’t start until Anthony’s gets the palm trees delivered how ya derrrrn @AnthonysOceanV

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@ChipotleTweets stop taking Al Pastor chicken away, make it permanent, respectfully, your biggest fan

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@NoEscalators @whiskeygolfer17 this is cute, but next time if you’re gonna do it, gonna need a cameo by the OG @adamdevine

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Mullins and Demery first half just absolutely showed up the way they needed to, that Eurostep by Mullins for the #And1 got me so fired up, roll skis ⛷️ go dawgs #Uconn @BigWNBAGuy @decaffporfavor @mike_sargo @scrubiranda @nick_6290 @Cowboy4life88 Natty watch party @ @BWWings

[AJ Massaro @ayjzzle]

LETS GO DAWGS @BigWNBAGuy @PGSports

[sundaysaucehockey @sundaysaucehcky]

If you live in CT, you’ve gotta be a DAWG #UCONN #Natty #NattyBound #HappyEaster

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Been out of the game for a few months - who are some good UFC fighters to watch? #UFC @danawhite

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much respect to justin gaethje, but paddy is an absolute dog 🐶 #UFC324

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@tiido_bling nah i gotchu

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@tiido_bling lmaaoooo ayyooooo

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@superflysnukaon @lala518398 @CNN @Instacart @FoxNews @WSJ @CBSNews @Instacart we have a VIP Diamond Shopper Coalition willing to work with you to improve app inefficiencies and improve customer experience. Please reach out for comment.

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@superflysnukaon @lala518398 @CNN @Instacart Just you wait until we march to capital hill. Who’s with me? This job was at one point a viable option for workers like myself. Not anymore. Making below minimum wage some days! Ridiculous!! @FoxNews @CNN @WSJ @CBSNews

[superflysnuka @superflysnukaon]

@lala518398 @CNN @Instacart This job has become extremely stressful. So unfair !

[lala @lala518398]

Instacart's shopper quality program is completely unfair and needs to be changed. They make us force replace items to customers. Make it impossible now to reach Diamond to get orders. Tons of Shoppers such as myself who do this full time are now struggling.@CNN @Instacart

[AJ Massaro @ayjzzle]

speed trap at the seawall, you’ve been warned

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Early bird gets the sunburn 🥵

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I’ve gotta clean up my feed, I come on here way less because all i see are conspiracy theories, depressing doom scrolls, and graphic violent videos, someone help me

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@YouTube If you’re watching a video in 2x speed, shouldn’t you also be able to watch ads at the same speed ? #FeatureQuestion #Cadence

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@pourfairelevide Captain Allears

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@TheFroggyNight @WeinerBarf420 @RbiTriples @TwentyOneMilly @acireknif @jess_uh_cuhh the *perceived* savings also attracts these customers to download the app and/or try new items from the newly branded Cantina menu generate #consumerbehavior data

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@JoeyMannarinoUS at first glance I thought you were @F_Molinari and i was like bro, that’s such a hard tweet for a golfer 😂