epileptic klepto

bubblegum and vinegar | here to make you giggle | joy is an act of resistance | she/her

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

Bratz doll or Barbie? Personally I’m more like a cabbage patch kid

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

Today I gave my mom a haircut and she started talking politics and I got her to stop by pretending I accidentally cut off way too much

[hyper(bolic) disco(unting) girl @hyperdiscogirl]

one of my fav tweets probably

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

Idiocracy is starting to feel less like a satire and more like a documentary

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

fuck fuck fuck fuck

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

Pleasing a woman is actually so easy, you just have to spend $200

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

All I’m saying is a couple years ago I went as the tooth fairy, a costume I’d never seen before, and this year I saw like 4 tooth fairies. Chat I think I’ve started something great.

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

@calliejoe But also fuck yeah dude what a slay

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

@calliejoe She comes to town often bc her son goes to UO! My friend was her server a few months ago!

[ً jannah @latenightkyoto]

we ate with this one ngl

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

@vegawhitneyy Ah! Thank you!! That day literally changed the course of my life LMAO

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

Cross generational friendships are so so so important. I’ve made a dear friend recently who loves to smoke weed, drink coffee with Bailey’s and is wicked at pool. Her name is Penny and she’s 69. I love her So much.

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

I’m a Practical Magic sun, Parent Trap moon, and Little Miss Sunshine rising

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

I posted a first day of school picture on my ig story and the amount of people that asked if it was my first day as a student or a teacher let’s me know that pursuing a teaching degree is 10000% my life’s calling 🥹🫶🏻

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

Someone I know keeps posting pictures of this guy that I also know on her IG story and with the captions she’s using I literally thought he *died* but they in fact, just broke up. I’ve never had so much second hand embarrassment in my liiiife. Public story too not close friends

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

Just saw a lady driving a Tesla with a sticker that said “I bought one of these before Elon went crazy”

[epileptic klepto @aylalmighty1]

I won a copy of Annie 2 on VHS tonight at bingo and I can only assume that in this one he gives her back?? What happens in Annie 2????