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yolo no irónicamente

[kit 🍋 @sourkrowt]

Blew up the work bathroom and everyone blamed someone else

[luca @jussawhole]

My job is actually really great I just hate working

[@betsy_ontheroof @betsy_ontheroof]

charli i love you but smoking with a minor is not ok

[նիկիտա @greeenghost]

bouncer checked everyone’s ID at the club and when it was my turn he just looked at me and said nah you’re good come in

[grob ⋅˚₊‧ 🪼 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @truegrobmance]

how it feels to skip a song on spotify

[brandon* @brndxix]

did anyone else notice the list of names at the end of the movie? are those the people who made the movie?

[✰ @breathinjennies]

this tweet being the moment we were freed

[chris @ATR3lDES]

his response to every error being “its a perfect world” sends me 😭😭

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

Made banana bread and it tastes like Chernobyl aftermath

[kai ౨ৎ @cinemokai]

“obsession is literally what it’s like dating a latina🤪”

[ari @skywlker91]

fui a tomar agua durante el cooling break

[tino @agxsrp]

yo llorando a gaspi

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%