Tortuga

A cynical dreamer.

[Tortuga @ayo_Tortuga]

@EliMcCann If not splash pad, then why splashable?

[Tortuga @ayo_Tortuga]

Gospel

[Mickie James~Aldis @MickieJames]

If she don’t hawk Tuah… I don’t wanna talk tuah…. ☠️

[Tortuga @ayo_Tortuga]

If he hated wrestling, he was clearly a dumb sumbitch that should be dropped on that stack of dimes he calls a neck!

[Tortuga @ayo_Tortuga]

@reigns_era That exact thought process is why tag team wrestling will forever be less than. Mfs won't ever let a team stay a team.

[Raion @Raion74_]

My mom asked me if I did the dishes

I said "2024 AJ Styles"

She yelled at me. She knew they weren't washed.

[Denise 'Hollywood' Salcedo @_denisesalcedo]

ALL I SEE IS ABS!!! lol 😍 #Smackdown

[Tortuga @ayo_Tortuga]

@IvorySnowPlays You deserve tf out of it 💞

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

Frankie Kazarian hitting Christopher Daniels with a cutter at Ultimate X is easily one of the best spots in TNA history.

[Ettore “Big E” Ewen @WWEBigE]

@TheEnemiesPE3 “Take the ‘L’ out of lover. It’s over, brother.”

[Tortuga @ayo_Tortuga]

Imma try and be around more, but eh.

[Jade Cargill @Jade_Cargill]

I bet on ME. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

[Tortuga @ayo_Tortuga]

Aye @itsJimmyuso @WWEsJeyUso when you gonna get your pops @TheREALRIKISHI out there again?!

THE PEOPLE WANT THE TRIBAL CHEEKS!! 🗣🗣

[Tortuga @ayo_Tortuga]

AGAIN?!

[WrestlingWorldCC @WrestlingWCC]

Ric Flair isn’t ruling out a return to the wrestling ring 🤼

[Streamlabs @streamlabs]

Well no response, but that's ok, I've got an answer of my own.

Be prepared for a mental health roller coaster. Every creator has experienced high highs, and very low lows. You need to be prepared for this fluctuation.

[Tortuga @ayo_Tortuga]

Dude was an icon and role model. Now he's an Orange rhetoric spewing piece of trash.

Get back in the bin, you big red piece of shit.

[Glenn Jacobs @GlennJacobsTN]

This is not the America we grew up in and I no longer recognize our country. If everyday Americans do not get involved in the civic process now, we will lose our way of life.

[Tortuga @ayo_Tortuga]

Hey @Delta so what's your policy on falsely booking passengers for flights and leaving them stranded in the wrong country? Because I didn't pay to come to France.

[Ernie Zuniga @Ernie_Zuniga]

Joe Garcia, the husband of Irma Garcia, one of two teachers shot and killed in Uvalde, TX on Tuesday, has reportedly suffered a fatal heart attack. Joe and Irma were high school sweethearts and married 24 years. They leave behind four children.

[L 💫 @alien_baby111]

If you have to consistently fight for someone to see your worth/to treat you the way you deserve, it does not matter how much they love you, don’t settle. There is always a love that will be ready. To honor, to cherish and to value you in the ways you’ve always dreamed.

[Tortuga @ayo_Tortuga]

Rest in peace to the bad guy. There'll never be another like him

[Tortuga @ayo_Tortuga]

If you're in Austin, DO NOT USE Moving Right Along TX.

Internet, do the thing.