AYOBAMI

ANALYST|NERD|EDUCATIONIST

[AYOBAMI @ayobami_eng]

@Mister_Judah I was 1st position throughout my primary school (Probably bcos we are just 10 in the class). When I got to Public Secondary School I started sitting at the back..the rest is history 😂😂

[Premier League USA @PLinUSA]

One week to go until the World Cup! 🌎🏆

A big congratulations and good luck to all the players called up from our 20 clubs 🫡

[¡ DocturDot! @WOWGR8ForReal]

Updated my list of Nigga Movies tell me what I’m missing

[AYOBAMI @ayobami_eng]

@strngmvn @john322226 Thank you 🙏

[AYOBAMI @ayobami_eng]

@Springbokpad @AsakyGRN Yes, you’re absolutely right. You don’t keep your distance when fighting a taller opponent, always make it difficult for him to throw long punches, move closer and take body shots, he will drop his guard and you can go for the face.

[OluwaFifehanmi❤️ D’lone wolf @afia_visuals]

This is top notch creativity
Watch and enjoy it

[Adamson Ibrahim @Adamseffects10]

Echoes of Shadows.
Enjoy this 1min:53seconds ReelShort🍿🎬

[Ugochukwu @EkeVanVictor]

This Gospel playlist I just curated for deep worship is 🔥🔥🔥

Find link in the comments below 😊

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Terry Crews explains how to make more money

[Matthew Tindale @tinhead420]

“Our girls should be given a chance in the men’s Premier League, they would easily hold their own” - Eni Aluko 👀

i’m not sure you know… 🫣

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

1. You used to eat a full chicken on Sunday

2. You earned N100, Chicken was N1.00

3. Ten years later

4. You earn N100, Chicken is now N50.00

5. Twenty years later

6. You earn N100, Chicken now N350.00

7. The response?

8. The Government decides to subsidize Chicken. Thus the Government sell Chicken to you for N250.00

9. So after 22 years

10. You earn N100, but subsidized Chicken is N250.00

11. A female economist tells you its better to open the chicken market to all so that competition will reduce the price of Chicken to N150.

12. You say No, and Occupy Ojota

13. After 30 years.

14. You earn N105, the Government sell you the same chicken for N500, but from a local farm. you celebrate the local chicken farm

From this story, what's the problem?

Yes, read again, slowly.

[xL @logicfgs]

Albuquerque, New Mexico

[Hugo's Abuudo @HugosAbunyie]

This is something I can do normally. I have been married for 17 years now. In our first year of marriage, my mother Inlaw invited her pastor to the house. My wife came to the to room to inform me that the pastor wanted to see me. I yelled like a mad man to my wife and made my way to the sitting room. Pastor was no where to be found. My mother Inlaw said the pastor ran away when he heard all the things I said while yelling. Since then we have never heard any reason to invite a pastor to the house. Church business ends in church.

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

The average Nigerian looks tiny compared to Americans due to growth stunting from inadequate access to protein and nutritious food in childhood.

[Jesse Mik-Teta EPL Champion❤️ @jesseekadi]

Every 17-21yr old in Bayelsa need to leave that state.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Bread and beans 3k , e reach make e vex for real 😭

[JT Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed]

Our Yoruba OG rapper and him boy can't join this protest because Seyi Tinubu is their friend.

Rapper wey talk say Governor na him papa, na that one i dey talk🤭😂

[AYOBAMI @ayobami_eng]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary