Dani

Instagram: @whothehellisdani

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

“Sometimes I feel like I should be contributing more to society, then I remember that fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round and I know I’m doing my part.” 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

We’ve gotta stop ignoring the signs of when somebody’s time is up in our lives.

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

Be patient with me; I don’t always understand why I feel the way that I do, I’m still learning the language of my soul.

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

Mother Nature spent six million years evolving the human body into an intricate machine that can hunt and build tools for survival, and then I get anxiety in the grocery store. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

Sorry if I emasculated you, I was spoken to like a grown man when I was growing up. 🤗😅

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

Everyone wants to be mean until it’s time for me to be mean back. 🤔

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

Mutual obsession is deadass so hot to me. Like, yes pls, let’s do absolutely anything for each other. 😍

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

I am beyond grateful for the people who have poured love into parts of me that I didn’t even know were thirsty.

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

“You can be the prettiest shade of green, but you’ll never be enough for someone whose favorite color is blue.”

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

It makes me so sad seeing people stay in the wrong relationships just because they think that it’s as good as they’re going to get.

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

If someone creates distance, I am fully prepared to honor that choice & allow them their space. I don’t chase clarity where it isn’t offered & if they never return to address the issue, then that is likely where our connection ends. It’s all about mutual effort. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

Of course I catch hints, but I’ll wait until you say it with your chest. 🤭

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

If they are fine without you, then be fine without them too.

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

“I don’t get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous.”

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

When you’re supposed to be a strong & independent woman, and yet, it has become physically impossible to fall asleep unless he tells you that he loves you. 🫣

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

I love my alone time, but I love you in it.

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

“Throw your fucking beers at me, you cunts!”

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

Never, ever let anybody recruit you into hating someone who never wronged you.

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

Your crippling need to be understood by people who continue to show you that they barely understand themselves will shackle you to the most debilitating situations.

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

I think that girls should absolutely bring up astrology on a first date! Not because it’s an accurate measure of compatibility, but because it self-identifies men who are arrogant, condescending & incapable of entertaining opinions that they disagree with. 🤭

[Dani @ayodanicakes]

Making someone feel seen, heard & understood is the loudest way to love them.