AyoJosephNG

Entrepreneur | Language Enthusiast |Gunner |Coldplay Stan| Sucker for a Good Story | God's Child | Bookman | Amateur Foodie

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

“I swear to God Almighty all the security forces sent to attack my camp are my boys, they inform me anytime they are coming. I receive a summary of all security strategies including the President”.

- Kachalla Maha the terrorist who killed General Rabe

[TOP G @menscoach1]

Women will never understand the simple joy men get from just existing.

A man can arrive in a new city, walk around for hours, and enjoy discovering his surroundings.

The moment a woman joins, it becomes a nonstop agenda: cafés, restaurants, shopping, tourist spots.
She constantly needs something to keep her entertained, while men can be perfectly content doing absolutely nothing.

Grab a drink. Sit in the town square. Watch the world. Hours pass.

Perfect.

Being a man is undefeated.

[Big Machi🚭 @Ebukamachala]

Life is tough sometimes 💔

[Big Machi🚭 @Ebukamachala]

Friends that put you on opportunities >>>>>>>

May we be those friends, may we have those friends 🩷

[Big Machi🚭 @Ebukamachala]

Some traders are very funny o…
I bought a rechargeable fan from you and you are telling me to charge it for 16 hours before using it. If I had 16 hours of electricity would I have bought that fan from you???

[Big Machi🚭 @Ebukamachala]

If she still uses iPhone X in 2025 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Big Machi🚭 @Ebukamachala]

Honestly, Lagos is more stressful than Nigeria 😑

[Big Machi🚭 @Ebukamachala]

If she runs while crossing the road 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Big Machi🚭 @Ebukamachala]

Some of you are too young to be having relationships issues, free your mind & focus on food. I mean don’t you love spaghetti and chicken?

[AyoJosephNG @ayojosephng]

@OPay_NG @OPay_NG why aren't you replying your DM's. I made a transaction since the 26th of this month. The recipient still hasn't received the money to their GTbank account. You guys have decided to ignore my messages. Is this how you do business?

[AyoJosephNG @ayojosephng]

@taiwoalabiho2 @OPay_NG why aren't you replying your DM's. I made a transaction since the 26th of this month. The recipient still hasn't received the money. You guys have decided to ignore my messages. Is this how you do business?

[Dan Bello @BelloGaladanchi]

Playbook of the Nigerian government

[Dr STAN @realBigStanH]

@OurFavOnlineDoc The issue lies in prematurely announcing future protests. For instance, in the United States, protests often start small and grow in size without a set date. Broadcasting plans too early can hinder the organization of the protest.

[Anonymous NG @AnonXNG]

When I saw the Malta 🇲🇹 NNPC comment by Dangote, I suspected there was more to it. Our group decided to investigate further.

Our discovery was deeply shocking.

Thread !

#EndBadGovernanceInNigeria

[AyoJosephNG @ayojosephng]

@meeet__usman This would become a tourist attraction in Nigeria 😅

[AyoJosephNG @ayojosephng]

@twitxwitharoh @ThePeakSanti I had the Same three Players. Elite Selection

[AyoJosephNG @ayojosephng]

@_iamtolulope 25

[AyoJosephNG @ayojosephng]

I can't believe people legit compared AFCON to this. Thank God I haven't wasted my time watching One match cuz nothing has been worth it.

#EURo2024

[AyoJosephNG @ayojosephng]

@ThePeakSanti Ozil

[AyoJosephNG @ayojosephng]

@bod_republic Coldplay
The Script
Maverick City
Nathaniel Bassey
Chike
Johnny Drille