LB

I’m a hater before I’m a lady

[☔ @Whotfismick]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

realizing I’m acting like my father

[BLH @_RareDefined]

“What’s your dream job?”

Retirement.

[Neet @neet_sol]

my boss just asked me to do work at my job

[miia @miiagarro]

fym you sorry??? i already paid the witch from etsy to turn you into a roach at 8pm

[Four Loko @fourloko]

ITS FOUR LOKO FRIDAY THE 13th Rt for a chance to win $20 for some Loko or be cursed

[miri @mishtimere]

If you don’t lock in this week they’re gonna fucking get you

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

Those men on reddit didn’t answer all those questions 10-15 years ago just for you to get a wrong answer from AI

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

me filling the room with negative energy bc i don’t wanna be there

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

a bad b*tch never hated me tho

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[Four Loko @fourloko]

Back at it with another Four Loko Friday RT for a chance to win $20

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

i’m nice as fuck. so, if you see me being mean to someone, they earned that shit

[mouthy mom @mouthy_mom_]

“Americans don’t have a culture” ok explain this then

[SIE @_badassiee]

I’m exactly where I need to be, and doing better than I think.

[m. @theonlymiyam]

I want better so I'm doing better. That's all i'm on!

[India ᥫ᭡ @Trapygal]

You can pray on my downfall all you want it ain’t gone work bitch 🤣