nah

[𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐫𝐚 🦌 @BurriesAment]

On the lovewatch for life. Thank you KPJ.

[dr. cenzo @1trueyapper]

hiding behind his front court to call someone a bitch "The Frontrunner" is back

[layla 🖤 @layladestiny_]

looked into the mirror and liked what i saw

[𝕰𝖑𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖊𝖉𝟕𝟖 @elwarmed78]

I insulted my boss's family

[Jus⛏in🩸 @Justin_SofOK]

Told my friend I’ll pay him back next week.

[breigha @breiigha]

john cena just followed me back on twitter

[🏳️‍⚧️Nora I STARKIDPILLED @MOND0SLEDGE]

Just announced my name twice.

[WARHORSE @JPWARHORSE]

THERES AN OPEN BAR AT THIS WEDDING

[CV Highlights @CVHighlights247]

Texted her “Good Morning Beautiful” and she didn’t call me Handsome in return.

[Deonte DDJ @deonteddj]

guy at work is gaslighting me but no one will believe me and it’s ruining my life

[kobe🔴⚡ @jkobe287]

Bout to order a big ass sandwich

[Capo 🎖️ @UndisputedCapo]

just banged a fat chick

[𝙟𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙚 @jorgieeeee17]

pulled up to an all you can eat mexican restaurant

[Deonte DDJ @deonteddj]

posted a selfie on my story and got zero (0) likes

[V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝 @HaangEmHiigh]

just got called sexy by a woman older than me

[lilah ۶ৎ @wrestlingw0rld]

Looking for your phone for 10 minutes just to realize you’ve been holding it the entire time.

[𝙎𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙖🥷🏿 @AllStarReigns]

My girlfriend asked me if I would finally let her beat me in Mario Kart

[Diddy Kong @DioptaseRules]

Ragebaited some random grandpa and got set over the edge

[. @cpfhsa]

Just had some jerk chicken and rice

[H🅱️O|KoochieOkada @KoochieOkada]

Was jus tryna be funny at work and genuinely caught a fucking charge