Aysha Pollock

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

I mean I’m over it but I’m definitely going to bring it up again after a couple drinks

[Aysha Pollock @aysh_17]

I hate when I go to subway and ask for a lot of cucumber and they only give me 3 slices....

[Aysha Pollock @aysh_17]

Seriously needing a bigger closet ....

[chris✵ @chrizzystaylitt]

mama said “stop being the ‘go to’ person for ppl u cant go to”

I felt that

[Aysha Pollock @aysh_17]

Can you please tell me why you’re cutting and painting your fingernails when you’re out for breakfast????

[Aysha Pollock @aysh_17]

They weren’t kidding when they said to bring toilet paper with you everywhere you go in bali....

[mere @merestromb]

You want a queen? Earn one. You want a whore? Buy me three shots of tequila.

[Aysha Pollock @aysh_17]

A lady at red barn told me it was awesome how many pickles I got on my sandwich and honestly I couldn’t agree more

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Oops I opened a bottle of wine instead of my vitamins

[aubs @aubrey_burris]

...my parents got married after 22 days of KNOWING each other. my mom just told me she moved in w/ my dad after ONE WEEK of dating....they’re 23yrs in. she followed this by saying “I went on more dates with your dad in one week than you have in 4 months”...ok

[Aysha Pollock @aysh_17]

Cheers to those that don’t have siblings on national sibling day!

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

TSA:

Girl [with pierced nipples]: sorry I have my nipples pierced

TSA: the metal detector didn’t even go off-

Girl: it didn’t even hurt as much as you’d think

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I need to start dating old guys bc I am so tired of trying to communicate with 22 year old men, you can outline exactly how u feel with diagrams and a powerpoint presentation & they’ll still b like “lol what u mean”