𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕗 𝕚 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪.𝐈 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Adulting is just saying "next month will be better" every month.

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Thought they are angels the way they embalmed their speeches but lol....

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Campaign promises have the best fitness program.

They disappear immediately after election day. 😭😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Life is funny.

You ignore your alarm for an hour...

...then spend the whole day saying, "I don't have enough time." 😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Doctors don't panic during emergencies.

We panic when someone says,
"I watched a video online and..."
😭😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Nothing humbles you faster than confidently waving at someone...

...who wasn't waving at you. 😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Everyone says "follow your dreams."

My dreams are confusing. Last night I was late for an exam in a supermarket. 😭😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

The fastest thing on Earth isn't light...

It's your phone battery dropping from 20% to 1%. 😂📱𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Me: "I'll sleep early today."

Also me at 2:17 a.m.: Reading a random argument that has nothing to do with me. 😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Growing up is realizing that "I'll do it tomorrow" is a subscription, not a plan. 😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Politics is that one group project where everyone claims they carried the team. 😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Life would be easier if overthinking burned calories. I'd have six-pack abs by now. 😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

@EvansDangote It will be securing ur phone from theft
😂🤣😅

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

@Weyne_west Unakila mutual ya sixty then unandikiwa dawa ya 1400 mamaye

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

@pastortoxic_ Nilipewa nikapeana ngombe

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

You'll brag

[[email protected]🛸 @Bradkip_]

Mimi nayo nikiget my money right mambo na talking stage count me out

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Breaking News:
Every politician promises to listen to the people.

The question is... after the election, do they remember the playlist? 😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Politics is the only job where saying "I'll do it" can count as experience. 😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Manifestos are like New Year's resolutions.

Everyone is serious... until February. 😭😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Politicians have the strongest GPS.

It only works when there's a crowd. 😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Election season is the only time politicians discover roads that have existed for 30 years. 😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ

[𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ @ayungamedics_]

Election rallies are the only concerts where everyone knows the slogans better than the actual plan. 😂𝐀𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐀ᴷᴱ