ayushi unfortunately

21 i hate it here

[ayushi unfortunately @ayushizzler]

it is still june so my birthday is not over

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[ayushi unfortunately @ayushizzler]

STRESSING OVER MY BDAY PARTY

[ayushi unfortunately @ayushizzler]

@chloefor3 @aks2082

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Who would’ve thought that forcing ads every 15 minutes would make young people look for ad-free alternatives?

[leaf123 @NOTAWEIRDGIRL]

how did homer have time to write the odyssey between looking after lisa and bart and maggie

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

the flo app will speak to you like a conservative pervert

[farmer of the year hayden christensen @anancae]

😭😭😭😭

[joot @meteokaiju]

Erling Haaland it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard

[ayushi unfortunately @ayushizzler]

@vimudhavimuda @aks2082 immediately come

[ayushi unfortunately @ayushizzler]

i should have a party where we only listen to music i want to hear

[ayushi unfortunately @ayushizzler]

@aks2082 come to my house immediately

[ayushi unfortunately @ayushizzler]

"man i was shit scared of orochimaru as a kid"

[ayushi unfortunately @ayushizzler]

it is actually a prison i wasn't allowed any makeup until i was like 17-18 ish? then i went all out and had a sudden realisation at 20 ki fuck why am i wearing concealer to go eat sunday masala dosa at the mess???? i needed to touch grass

[ayushi unfortunately @ayushizzler]

eating 3 green olives and 4 black olives

[vanie @fruitchaaat]

ambedkar university pays delhi university cocaine

[ayushi unfortunately @ayushizzler]

me rn (fell sick in bombay)

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

chicago so fucking humid

[🫐 @episodicsaudant]

guys kinda like it when you lowkey don’t respect them anymore after they did that one thing