Ayushman Rathore

Making twitter great again @bitspilaniindia

[Ayushman Rathore @Ayushman173]

So now after 4 years on Twitter I am finally thinking of shitposting now. Bless me

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@GovindIstOdraza Same thing they said about Messi.

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Landing back at Delhi is always crazy, like wdym Flight main Shashi Tharoor was there , and now chai Tapri par stray German shepherd 😭

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Nigga basically admitted pitbulls are the ոіggеrѕ of dog breeds lmaooo

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@Tolu_ibr Not yet. And mainly cause of the villains.
Tobey as Spiderman fought against Goblin, Doc Ock, Sand man & Venom. Basically all the OGs.
Meanwhile Tom Holland's Spidey fought fucking randos like Vulture & Mysterio.
Also as best friend Harry Osborn over Ned any day

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@SauravDassss Bhai aap toh protest renew karne wale the, uska kya hua?

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@khanumarfa Modi itna bol de galli mat do, toh voh bhi galat hai.
But Zohran Mamdani dancing on reels is something our leaders should learn from.

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@narendramodi Modi Ji friendship band kaha bandhwaoge?😃

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Watching kids at Spider-Man being all crazy excited does feel like one of those good old days nostalgia

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Stipend tax deductions ke liye Finance division se debate karli
Fin bro era is back

[Stutii @Sam0kayy]

Salman khan as Shree Ram and the hiran scene would’ve broke the Internet 😭
#Ramayana

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@hola_amigo___ Tech toh cursor kar raha
Main toh prompt engineer banke reh gaya hu👾

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Life these days in a nutshell

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Let’s be honest
No Spiderman will ever top Tobey Maguire.
Call it timing, story plot or nostalgia but

HE IS THE SPIDERMAN

[Surya🖤 @suryateja_17]

This wasn't just peak Spiderman. This was Peak Cinema ❤️‍🔥

[कुशल मेहरा @kushal_mehra]

All these things can be true simultaneously:

1. The students prima facie had a good intent.
2. CJP was always a political movement.
3. Everyone at Jantar Mantar was not political.
4. The use of pellet guns as reported is ridiculous.
5. But the march towards the parliament was equally ridiculous.
6. The FIRs in many cases are justified.
7. The students crying about FIRs for just attending are equally justified.
Everyone selectively picks their own points and keeps extrapolating the entire truth around that already chosen position.

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@aaryanrj111 😂😂

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Bhai Zara CJP thoda Punjab bhi cover kar lete…..oh sorry AAP hai BJP nahi
No worries, aap party karo🎉🥳

[maithun @Being_Humor]

Sonam, is it done bro? 😂

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@ArvindKejriwal Sir, Punjab main bhi Delhi like random govt school visits karvado to show how great they are💪🏻

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@SauravDassss Missing your ex (protestors) when drinking booze is a canon event

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Imagine being Vijeta Dahiya, Dipke eating Kachori is fine, but you eat a fucking burger cause you’re hungry
And you’re kicked out…..of a fucking meme party