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[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

My son asked for a PS5 for Christmas

I said no

“Son, PlayStation is made by an evil corporation built on worker exploitation”

I got him another electronic gift instead - an EU-approved USB-C cable

He opened it with visible disgust

Then something utterly shocking happened

My wife’s boyfriend Arnold got him the PlayStation my son wanted

“Thank you uncle Arnold” my son hugged him for almost a minute

I pulled my wife aside and explained that her lover is undermining our values

She mumbled “at least he got him a real gift”

The morning after, while my son was still asleep, I took his console and went to the store

Thanks to the wonderful EU consumer protection law, I was able to get a full cash refund of €549

Then I bought a gift for my son that he truly deserves

€549 worth of carbon offset credits

When I came home my son was crying looking for his PS5

I smiled and showed him the carbon certificate

He started shaking and cried even more

Being a good parent means teaching your child European values

And I know my son will thank me for it in the future

[Miki Ovshievich @mikiovsh]

@benln @SlackHQ I do the same with my kids. they can't talk to me unless they file a JIRA ticket first

[MathMatize Memes @MathMatize]

The heart of cryptography

[Ayush @ayushsubs]

@Locati0ns Stop stealing 😤

[Ayush @ayushsubs]

@tridevgurung Add "compliance" to be a principal

[James Kirk @Jiminy_Kirket]

Data Engineering is my favorite way to spend thousands on engineering to save pennies on execution

[Dan Lorenc @lorenc_dan]

Your CTO showing the team he can still "get his hands dirty" and debug a production issue.

[Mathieu @miniapeur]

Banach-Tarski paradox.

[Ayush @ayushsubs]

At least its convex now.

[MathMatize Memes @MathMatize]

Trying to best describe a surface in ℝ³ to set up the triple integral https://t.co/MzS3I8l61J

[The PhD Place @ThePhDPlace]

Academia be like

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

When I worked at Google, anytime someone emailed me a simple question I'd reply:

"Hmm, let's set up a recurring bi-weekly about this, loop in some folks from legal, and put some OKRs around it."

I was promoted 5 times in 7 years.

[Chelsea Parlett @ChelseaParlett]

absolute unit 💪

[Ayush @ayushsubs]

@sanzay The rationale by the government in terms of why Tiktok was banned can also be applied to "the internet" in general. Where do we draw the line? I think that's scary.

[Liza Maharjan @maharjan_liza]

Hello #Nepaltwitter ! Do you know any organization in Nepal that provides tuition scholarships for talented Nepali girls (secondary school) in Nepal?